Who's A Good Boy?
Lars Kenseth
Let Me See The First One Again
Tom Cheney
A Salesman Comes To The Door Of A Disgruntled
Frank Cotham
If You're On A Budget
Carolita Johnson
A Parody Of Glengarry Glen Ross
Michael Kupperman
New Yorker December 14th, 1946
Chon Day
Do You Have A Minute To Talk
Robert Weber
A Car Salesman Gives A Pitch To A Prospective
Joe Dator
And It Was A Good Year For The Mets
Al Ross
I Want To Read Something Directly Targeted At Me
Liza Donnelly
A Man In A Minivan Speaks To A Woman At A Car
Emily Flake
This One Might Be A Bit Out Of Your Price Range
Jack Ziegler
If I Seem Excited
Charles Barsotti
Well, Then, How About A No-load Mutual Fund?
Bernard Schoenbaum
I'd Like To Point Out That Our Cars Lead
Robert Weber
This Toy Is Designed To Hasten The Child's
Joseph Mirachi
Now Here's A Fireplace That Really Works -
Alan Dunn
It's Very Indoorsy
Mike Twohy
For The Last Time
Frank Modell
I'll Throw In A Few Extra Pinstripes
Mike Twohy
Still, I Hope You Won't Give Up Barking Entirely
Frank Cotham
A Guns Salesman Speaks To A Customer. How Much
Mike Twohy
Now, In This One, The Straight Whiskeys Are ?ve
Claude Smith
Just the One Size
Jared Nangle
Life Insurance. You Know
Michael Maslin
Chest 42, Waist 38, Inseam 33, Princeton '48
Henry Martin
Must You People Always Call At Dinnertime?
Charles Barsotti
Zorba The Used-car Salesman
W.B. Park
- Or You Could Use It To Shoo Salesmen Like
George Price
A Woman In A Toy Store Asks The Salesman If
Christopher Weyant
A Glasses Salesmen Holds Up A Pair Of Glasses
Sara Lautman
A Car Salesman Speaks With A Customer Whilst
Charlie Hankin
It's Some Odd-ball Salesman
George Price
A Car Salesman Shows A Couple A Car Monster
Tom Cheney
That's It? Salesman Of The Month
Charles Barsotti
I Was A Used-car Salesman
Robert Weber
Purchase Or Lease?
Bernard Schoenbaum
Anybody in Larchmont
Helen E Hokinson
Gentlemen, Please! I'm Sure We Can All Agree That
Lee Lorenz
I Had The Most Marvellous Dream Last Night
Warren Miller
If My Mother And Father Had Wanted To See Yves
Robert Weber
Now, This Model Not Only Plays ?fty Records But
Richard Taylor
Who Says You Can't Buy Happiness!
Joseph Mirachi
I Could Be Wrong
Bernard Schoenbaum
Good Afternoon. I'm From The Census Bureau
Robert J. Day
New Yorker March 23rd, 2009
Tom Cheney
It's Gotten So Customers Won't Take My Advice
William Haefeli
Included Is A Set Of Scarves By Givenchy
Bernard Schoenbaum
And Notice, Gentlemen, This Year's Model
Bernard Schoenbaum
Bernie's Problem Is His Technique Draws Attention
Robert Weber
I'd Like The Novel They Paid 3.2 Million Dollars
James Stevenson
Well, Why Not Pay A Dollar Down And The Rest
Leonard Dove
I'm Told He's Made And Lost Several Fortunes
Richard Decker
But Why Should I Pay Twice As Much
Alan Dunn
We've Been Getting Complaints
David Borchart
But We're Not Just Talking About Buying A Car -
Mort Gerberg
If You Don't Mind My Saying
Helen E Hokinson
Would You Be Interested In Helping To Save
Chon Day
What Do You Mean
Jack Ziegler
Jessica Has An Idea About Going To The Beach That
Mort Gerberg
The Grim Reaper Stands In The Doorway Of A Man's
Mike Twohy
How Much Is That In Years Of Tuition?
Pat Byrnes
How About a Hot Dog
Zachary Kanin
Something That Dazzles But Doesn't Say 'forever.'
Bernard Schoenbaum
I Had Dual Air Bags Once
Jack Ziegler
Release Our Vaults From These Thy Vises
Jack Ziegler