Judgemental sales clerk
William Haefeli
Does It Say I'm A Wittgenstein Scholar?
Bruce Eric Kaplan
This Is Dynamite
Helen E Hokinson
That Still Leaves Our Achilles' Heel
Helen E Hokinson
Am I Still In 'under Five Dollars'?
Helen E. Hokinson
I Want To Buy A Doll That Doesn't Do Anything
Chon Day
I'm Thinking Very Seriously Of Putting Ingeborg
Helen E. Hokinson
I Tell You What You Could Do. You Could Load
Helen E. Hokinson
What Have You Got That Can Take Awfully Rough #1
Leonard Dove
Is This The 'contemporary And Unexpected' Chintz
Helen E. Hokinson
. . . And Sometimes You'll ?nd This Scarf
Helen E. Hokinson
I'd Like A Pound Of Assorted Cigars
Helen E. Hokinson
Doesn't It Seem To Give Me A Double Chin?
Helen E. Hokinson
I'm Looking For Something To Wear On A Jury
Helen E. Hokinson
This Year I Need Lighthearted Slipcovers
Helen E. Hokinson
But Remember
Helen E. Hokinson
I'm Afraid Leaping Deer Wouldn't Seem Restful
Helen E. Hokinson
This Is Mrs. Mills Of Port Chester
Helen E. Hokinson
One Small Buck Rogers Twenty-?fth-century Gun
Helen E. Hokinson
A Saleslady Asks A Woman About What Manner
Barbara Smaller
Just How Fresh Are These Insights?
Lee Lorenz
I'm Looking For Something Less Empowering
Carolita Johnson
Does This Come In Anything Cheap?
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Will This Be Cash Or Consumer Debt?
Dana Fradon
True. But What It Says About Him Is Something
George Price
Now, In This One, The Straight Whiskeys Are ?ve
Claude Smith
ID for the Claritin
Paul Noth
We Have No Gentlemen Clerks. Are You Looking
Chon Day
Anybody in Larchmont
Helen E Hokinson
A Man In A Suit Reads A Book With The Title:
Drew Dernavich
The Trade Off
William Haefeli
Madam Looks Better in the Palm Trees
Helen E Hokinson
Just The Kit Please
JB Handelsman
I Want To Look At Toys
Barbara Shermund
You Mean I Don't Get Anything Back On The Bottles?
Helen E. Hokinson
Now I Don't Want You To Start Shaking Your Head
Perry Barlow
Macy-macy-macy Saves
Mischa Richter
New Yorker October 28th, 1944
Chon Day
Stop 'madaming' Me!
Barbara Shermund
Oh, Look! They're Playing Store
Alain
. . . Or Perhaps He's Tied Down To A Desk Job
Perry Barlow
This Is Our Senior-executives' Model. Note
Alain
Now, Isn't That Silly? I Haven't A Shoe Stamp
Chon Day
One Nice Thing About Schrafft's
Helen E. Hokinson
Did Anyone Ever Tell
Peter Arno
I Wouldn't Dream Of Going In. I'm Not Dressed
Helen E. Hokinson
New Yorker September 16th, 1944
Alan Dunn
Are Your Toasters Thawed Out Yet?
Chon Day
No, We Haven't, Mrs. Walton, But How
George Price
The Way I Do Is ?rst Size Up The Customer
Perry Barlow
And Next, Gentlemen, We Have Been Asked To Pass
Alain
Baby Bear Is Sixty-?ve
Alice Harvey
Now You Put My Name On This Line And You Put
Perry Barlow
Do You Know How A Maple Tree Looks When It Begins
Helen E. Hokinson
Mr. Hirschberg! This O.k. To Do Mechanical
Perry Barlow
My God, Joe! Now They Want To Buy It All Back
Richard Decker
That Must Be Close To Twelve Dollars' Worth. Now
Robert J. Day
Heming, We've Called You In To Answer
Wallace Morgan
Quick, Somebody Get Him A Pen - Anybody!
Chon Day
Is There Any Change In The Petits-fours Situation?
Helen E. Hokinson
Surfboards?
Richard Taylor
Is This Where I Get My Money Cheerfully Refunded?
Peter Arno
New Yorker April 1st, 1944
Otto Soglow
But Why Am I Showing You? You Probably Know
Garrett Price
Eighteen Hundred Dollars? You're Crazy - I Paid
Leonard Dove
Have You A Maid's Uniform Like The One Joan
Helen E. Hokinson
Is Portugal Still Friendly?
Richard Taylor
A Begonia
Helen E Hokinson