Poetry in the Unexpected
Lila Ash
The Off-line Store
David Sipress
He wont last long
Drew Dernavich
Something That Says Country
Barbara Smaller
It's Gotten So Customers Won't Take My Advice
William Haefeli
Now, In This One, The Straight Whiskeys Are ?ve
Claude Smith
Oh, Look! They're Playing Store
Alain
Great For Worship Then! Great For Retail Now!
Edward Koren
It Warms My Heart
Kim Warp
Anybody in Larchmont
Helen E Hokinson
I Can't Decide
Helen E Hokinson
Bricks N Mortar
Roz Chast
So Much Pressure
Bruce Eric Kaplan
If You Don't Mind My Saying
Helen E Hokinson
Now, This Model Not Only Plays ?fty Records But
Richard Taylor
It's Against My Religion To Serve Middle Aged
David Sipress
Coupons I'll Never Get to Use
Ali Solomon
This Is Midtown
Jeremy Nguyen
Apple Pay Does Not Mean Apple Pays
David Sipress
Can I Help You?
Brendan Loper
New Yorker September 20th, 1993
Dana Fradon
This Is Our Senior-executives' Model. Note
Alain
New Yorker July 26th, 1993
Dana Fradon
Now I Don't Want You To Start Shaking Your Head
Perry Barlow
Look! I Got Another Idea. Right Here We Say
Perry Barlow
My God, Joe! Now They Want To Buy It All Back
Richard Decker
Maybe He Knows Something
Perry Barlow
The Writing Public
Gentleman: -
Gluyas Williams
Now, Isn't That Silly? I Haven't A Shoe Stamp
Chon Day
Quick, Somebody Get Him A Pen - Anybody!
Chon Day
New Yorker September 30th, 1944
George Price
New Yorker July 29th, 1944
Garth Williams
New Yorker December 16th, 1944
Sam Cobean
A Mad Bunch Of ?owers Might Do Something For It
Helen E. Hokinson
New Yorker September 16th, 1944
Alan Dunn
You Mean I Don't Get Anything Back On The Bottles?
Helen E. Hokinson
Do You Know How A Maple Tree Looks When It Begins
Helen E. Hokinson
I Tell You What You Could Do. You Could Load
Helen E. Hokinson
What's The Matter With This Place? Don't
Richard Taylor
. . . And Sometimes You'll ?nd This Scarf
Helen E. Hokinson
And Be Sure And Deliver It In Time For The Census
Alan Dunn
Doesn't It Seem To Give Me A Double Chin?
Helen E. Hokinson
What I Had In Mind Was A Sort Of Christmasy
Helen E. Hokinson
For Those Akward Moments
Mike Twohy
Denial, By Beverly
William Hamilton
New Yorker January 25th, 1993
Roz Chast
Something I Can Wear With A Hat
Alan Dunn
The Empress Eugenie
Kemp Starrett
A Fortified Nuit D'amour
Alan Dunn
Eighteen Hundred Dollars? You're Crazy - I Paid
Leonard Dove
New Yorker September 23rd, 1944
Roberta Macdonald
I Grant You There's A Lot Of Work To Be Done
Perry Barlow
Well, I Wouldn't Object To A Digni?ed Bird
Helen E. Hokinson
No Open Toes. I Have A Puppy
Barbara Shermund
I'd Like My Husband To See It ?rst
George Price
That Must Be Close To Twelve Dollars' Worth. Now
Robert J. Day
An Intelligent Answer
Helen E Hokinson
I'm Looking For Something To Wear On A Jury
Helen E. Hokinson
I Want To Look At Toys
Barbara Shermund
Now, Just Give Me A Chance To Explain
Alan Dunn
They're Army Rejects
Carl Rose
This Year I Need Lighthearted Slipcovers
Helen E. Hokinson
At Such A Price
John Ruge
You Don't Think It Makes Me Look Too Interesting?
Helen E Hokinson
We're Looking For Something That's Also Edible
Chon Day
New Yorker October 28th, 1944
Chon Day
You Mean To Say That Paris Is Already Telling
Gardner Rea
A Simple 'yes' Or 'no' Will Be Suf?cient
George Price
I'm Sure You'll Like Its Smooth
Richard Decker
I'd Like Something Nice For My Boy At Fort Dix
Barbara Shermund
Am I Still In 'under Five Dollars'?
Helen E. Hokinson