Today, Class, I'm Proud To Announce My Tenure
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Hear Ye Hear Ye
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Stop Digging
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Boy, Is She Dumb!
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It's Some Foolishness He Picked Up At College
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But If We Gave It To The Victory Book Campaign
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This Speeds Up the Game
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Public Tv's Reality Shows
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Sometimes I Think You're A Serious
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An Honorary Degree
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Oh! What A Disgraceful Position For A Harvard Man
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Eureka! Beefsteak!
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Don't You Sometimes Wonder Where All The Rain
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You Say You've Worked On It With Utter Absorption
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