Slowly Begin to Reawaken the Body
Anjali Chandrashekar
Social Cues
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Two Butterflies Talking In A Bar
Charlie Hankin
You ever pick up a rock and then forget why
Seth Fleishman
Dumb Down
William Haefeli
Standing Before You
Edward Koren
C'mon, Sugar, Take A Walk On The Mild Side
Marisa Acocella Marchetto
You Picked Up A Bug
JB Handelsman
A Man Tries To Pick Up A Woman At A Bar
J.C. Duffy
A Woman On A Couch At An Upscale Bar Talks
Barbara Smaller
A Man Passes A Contract To A Woman At The Bar
Peter C. Vey
Didn't We Meet At Zabar's?
Donald Reilly
Professor Hudson
Ellis Rosen
I Was Mrs. Webb In My High-school Production
Victoria Roberts
You're A Woman
Mischa Richter
Mind If I Take A Moment To Check With My Sex
Bernard Schoenbaum
Mantis Lunch
Felipe Galindo
Mom Jeans and Dad Jeans
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Several Cowboys Sit Around A Fire
John Klossner
Tarzan Is Seen Swinging Down In An Urban
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A Bug From One Of The People You Seized Power From
JB Handelsman
I Hadn't Seen One Till The Other Day Myself
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You're Really Nice
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A Man Speaks To A Woman At A Bar
Peter C. Vey
The Male In Me Finds You
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Robert Weber
Hey, Big Guy. Can I Buy You A Pair Of Underpants?
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New Yorker December 18th, 1943
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Charles E. Martin
I Tried To Tell Them I Wasn't A Member
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New Yorker August 26th, 1944
M. K. Barlow
New Yorker March 16th, 1940
Alain
Blurb Me To Her
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Five Panels Of A Spider Descending On A Web
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A Man Standing By A Path Is Covered In Squirrels
Farley Katz
Need A Hand With That Chekhov
Michael Crawford
And You - What Star System Are You From?
Frank Modell
If It Makes You Feel Better - Yes
Lee Lorenz
Would You Like To Take Your Old Face?
Mike Twohy
There's No, No In You Eyes, But Yes, Yes
Lee Lorenz
Not To Blow My Own Horn
Robert Weber
I Don't Know - Somehow
Lee Lorenz
I Have A Great Weakness For Men Who Make
Edward Koren
It's About Somebody Poisoning The Table Sugar
Charles Saxon
I See You Here All the Time
JC Duffy
A Man Talks To A Woman At A Bar
Zachary Kanin
Whose Level Do You Want To Stoop To Tonight
Michael Crawford
I Know You're Wired To Respond To Successful
Lee Lorenz
Vlad The Impaler's Descendants
Roz Chast
Maybe Sometime I Could Meet You After Work
Robert Weber
I'm Danny Felner
Lee Lorenz
For God's Sake! Pick Up Your Own Damn Money!
Dana Fradon
A Woman Is On One Side Of A Police Line Up. Four
Michael Maslin
An Expedition To Get Ice For The Party
Liana Finck
A Meeting With Mr Treadwell At Eleven
Warren Miller
New Yorker February 27th, 1943
Alfred Frueh
Paris Is Groovy
Warren Miller
Gracious, You've All Been So Nice
Gardner Rea
New Yorker March 7th, 1988
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker July 18th, 1942
Roberta Macdonald
New Yorker January 4th, 1941
Rea Irvin
It's The Whole Kindergarten Thing
Jack Ziegler
See Here, Lapollo - There's A Time And A Place
Leonard Dove
Could You Kindly Pick Up The Tempo A Bit?
Bernard Schoenbaum
We Didn't Have Time To Pick Up A Bottle Of Wine
Mike Twohy
Mr. Peanut Tries To Pick Up A Woman At A Cocktail
Joe Dator
Pick Up The Cleaning
Ed Fisher
When You Picked Up Your Car
George Booth
I Picked Up A Nice Piece Of Change Last Thursday
Robert J. Day
A Woman Bends Down To Pick Up The Newspaper
Michael Maslin
He Picked Up Some Kind Of Anger In England
Warren Miller
Just Once I'd Like To Pick Up A Woman's Magazine
Mischa Richter