The Years 1966 Through 1995 Are Blank Because
Jack Ziegler
The Job Comes With A Thirty-day Guarantee
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You'll Like It Here - We're A Pretty Disobedient
Frank Cotham
We Already Have A Low Man On The Totem Pole
Joseph Mirachi
This Is A Very Impressive Manifesto
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You Inhabit The Body Of Someone Who Has An
Frank Cotham
Congratulations. You Have The Skills We're
Charles Barsotti
And You Can Assure Me That You're Right
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And Thursday Is Karaoke Night
Frank Cotham
Beyond The Fine Starting Salary
Jack Ziegler
The Garden Is My Resume
Victoria Roberts
We're Interested In Words
Frank Cotham
I Got Another Callback. My Agent Says It's
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Oh, Not Bad. The Light Comes On, I Press The Bar
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Because Of Illness
Dana Fradon
Won't All These New Rules Impact Adversely
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A Delivery Man Pushes A Cart Full Of Zombie-like
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Opp'y Of A Lifetime
Roz Chast
And, Finally, Are You Now Or
Jack Ziegler
I Forgot To Say I Was Breast-fed
Mike Twohy
I See From Your Resume That You Enjoy Attending
Jack Ziegler
You'll Notice That I Was Born In 1968 -
Jack Ziegler
I'll Be Frank - We Offered It To Mario Cuomo
Dana Fradon
As An Orange
Bernard Schoenbaum
Actually, The Job Calls For Someone Who Is Convex
Charles Barsotti
Under 'occupation' I Usually Just Put 'roam
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I'm Sorry, But Mr. Barclay Is Not Putting
James Stevenson
There Are No Medical Or Pension Benefits
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Resumes Over There
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The Computers Are Up
Warren Miller
A Clown Is Seen Walking Into A Door Which Says
Michael Crawford
Technical Difficulty Days
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Saving An Awful Lot Of Paperwork
JB Handelsman
Your Resume States That While You Were C.e.o. No
Stuart Leeds
New Yorker May 27th, 1996
Mike Twohy
And My Approval Rating Is Sixty-two
Robert Weber
Of Course, With The Position That
Warren Miller
Needless To Say
Lee Lorenz
We Expect Little Loyalty. In Return
Bernard Schoenbaum
We've Embarked On A Minority-hiring Program
Robert Weber
Do You Have Any References Besides Batman?
Mort Gerberg
This Resume Appears To Cover Only The Last
David Sipress
Any Qualifications Other Than
Bernard Schoenbaum
Plus, I Can Read
Robert Weber
This Is Incredible! I Thought Amelia Earhart
Robert Weber
I Shall Require Many Menservants
Frank Cotham
Tell Me More About The Years You Spent
Frank Cotham
The National Capital
Concourse
Gluyas Williams
You Just Self-deprecated Yourself Right
Frank Cotham
New Yorker September 14th, 1987
Charles Barsotti
I'm Not Saying It Will Work. I'm Just Saying
Richard Decker
New Yorker May 3rd, 1993
Dana Fradon
Two New Zealanders For Sunday Dinner
Helen E Hokinson
Trailed By A Unicorn #1
Michael Maslin
I'm So Glad You Decided To Participate
Peter C. Vey
Good, Hennings, But Sprinkle Them Around A Little
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker February 19th, 1944
Otto Soglow
You Get Five Paid Sick Days And Two Disgruntled
Barbara Smaller
It Appears You're A Bit Overqualified
Sidney Harris
Relationships
William Steig
And When The Time Comes The Company Will Put
Charles Barsotti
I Just Flew In From The Coast. Boy
Bruce Eric Kaplan
You Know, You've Got Something There, Spikey -
William Hamilton
New Yorker January 11th, 1993 #1
William Steig
I Think We Should Employ More Powerful Levers
Al Ross
Honey, I'm Home #1
Jack Ziegler
In Order To Remain Competitive In Today's
Mike Twohy
You Appear To Be A Likable Young Man
Bernard Schoenbaum
Not Even If We Washed And You Dried?
Gardner Rea