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You're Why I Have The Moat
Charles Barsotti
No-fat Madeleines
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As For Me, I Believe In No Taxation, With Or
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We're Here To Escape Religious Persecution. What
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This Is The Only Thing I Don't Like About Living
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Edward Frascino
I Dropped Twelve Pounds The First Week And Kept
Lee Lorenz
I'm Getting Too Old For A Broom
Joseph Farris
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Just Tell Me About The New Continent. I Don't
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According To The Charts
Dana Fradon
New Yorker November 28th, 1983
John Jonik
Didn't Anybody Tell
Victoria Roberts
Security Is Lax On This Side
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There Were Irregularities In The Succession
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At Least The Peasants Are Fat And Happy
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Instant Message
Pat Byrnes
Dude! I Am So Not Prepared For This!
Jack Ziegler
But, Hey, I Guess This Is The Price You Pay
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The Duke Of Wolfordshire Vs. The King Of Beers
Drew Dernavich
How Many Cubicles Do You Think This
Frank Cotham
They Look Happy
Charles Barsotti
Sometimes They Get Frustrated And Punch The Wall
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Before I Trouble The Kitchen To Set Another Place
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Dana Fradon
You Have A Really Lousy Sense Of Humor
James Stevenson
Why, No. I've Never Thought Of Putting Funny
Ed Fisher
The Discount Physicians' Network Is Moving Two
George Booth
Where My Travel Expenses Come From Is None
Frank Cotham
I Have To Go Wee-wee
George Booth
To Answer Your Question. Yes
Michael Maslin
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Anthony Taber
Bad News, Edward. Your Father's Lost The Castle
Michael Maslin
We've Been Victorious In Many Battles
C. Covert Darbyshire
The Latest Poll Shows Your Approval Rating
Lee Lorenz
You Tell Him That You ?nd The ?ag Offensive
Frank Cotham
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Bill Woodman
Actually, The Attraction Wasn't Freedom
Christopher Weyant
What You Want To Be Holding Is A Halberd. What
Michael Maslin
I'm Going To Give It All Up And Follow St
Eldon Dedini
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Arnie Levin
Mmm! Qu'est-ce Que C'est?
Charles Saxon
How About Some Little Pads And Pencils?
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Gentlemen, The Fact That All My Horses And All
Dana Fradon
That's The Hudson River School
Richard Oldden
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Donald Reilly
I'm Unloading Copper
Mary Petty
For The Glory Of God Almighty
Warren Miller
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Edward Koren
The Public Is Tiring Of Unfair Attacks
Frank Cotham
You May Rest Assured That We're Doing Everything
Tom Cheney
We Must Hurry Back! The Casino Is On Fire!
Warren Miller
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Jack Ziegler
He's Moving His Campaign Headquarters Back
Frank Cotham
I Shall Require Many Menservants
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This Should Jump-start The Economy
Bernard Schoenbaum
The Feedback I'm Getting Tells Me That If
Donald Reilly
Then We're In Agreement. There's Nothing Rotten
Dana Fradon
Every Man For Himself!
Dana Fradon
It Is Wonderful
Michael Ffolkes
'cogito, Ergo Sum'is All Very Well For You, But
James Stevenson
Must 'more Dungeons' Always Be The Answer?
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Need A Crony?
Charles Barsotti
It's One Of Those Microbrews
Pat Byrnes
May I Suggest We Up Your Medication
David Sipress
New Yorker November 7th, 2005
John O'Brien