And Do You Promise To Love
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Having Concluded
George Booth
Welcome To Our First Dress-down Sunday
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Michael Maslin
Blessed Are The Meek
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I Now Pronounce You Man And Cleavage
Frank Modell
Having Completed The Formation Of The Earth
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I Now Pronounce You A Husband-and-wife Team
Arnie Levin
It's Not My Neighbor's Goods. It's Bergdorf
Donald Reilly
Before I Pronounce You Man And Wife
Robert Weber
And Now Let Us Read His Lips
Donald Reilly
He Was A Man Of Simple Tastes - Baked Macaroni
Henry Martin
So Good Luck
Donald Reilly
Please Listen Carefully To The Available Options
Frank Cotham
Till Death Do Us Part? Hey
Jack Ziegler
It Seems To Me That Ordination Of Women
Ed Fisher
And Do You, Rebecca, Promise To Make Love Only
Tom Cheney
I Now Declare A Thumb War
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Environment Minister
Kaamran Hafeez
That Last Question
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Getting Information
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If anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed
Emily Flake
It Was A Little Preachy
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Under The Freedom Of Information Act
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Beginning, Middle and End
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New Yorker November 9th, 1940
Chon Day
Let's See What You've Got
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So From Now
Drew Dernavich
The Trustees Feel The Reverend Dr. Clapsattle
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New Yorker December 20th, 1999
William Hamilton
I Don't Show Up Here As Much As I'd Like
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Dearly Beloved
Leonard Dove
I Do - And You?
George Price
We Were Just Making A Little Ceremony Of Burning
Richard Taylor
When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder
Mischa Richter
We Were Wondering If You'd Mind Moving To One
Roberta Macdonald
Just Walk Around And Mingle. Don't Drink More
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New Yorker May 4th, 1940
Otto Soglow
New Yorker June 27th, 1942
Constantin Alajalov
New Yorker July 18th, 1942
Constantin Alajalov
New Yorker September 21st, 1940
Richard Taylor
I Realize This Is Like Carrying Coals
Chon Day
New Yorker August 9th, 1941
Alain
I've Been Telling Him An Old-fashioned
Perry Barlow
Now Who Shall Say Grace?
Peter Arno
I Think You'd Enjoy 'star And Garter
Alain
New Yorker June 6th, 1953
Chon Day
Summit Swag 2019
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An Old Woman Walks Out Of Church
Eric Lewis
Excuse Me, Reverend, But What, Exactly
Jack Ziegler
Do You, Daisy, Promise To Love, Honor
Edward Koren
O.k., Then. You May Kiss, Shake Hands, And Come
Michael Maslin
I Pronounce You Man And Wife. The Clock Is Now
Warren Miller
And, Finally, Do You, Don, Or Do You, Allison
Edward Koren
The Tiny Winged Beings
Jack Ziegler
I Now Pronounce You Both Legally Insane
Ed Arno
The Bride Was Radiant
Eldon Dedini
No, I Don't. And I'll Tell You Why
Michael Crawford
Do You, People-person Harvey, Take You
Henry Martin
Are These Microphones
Jack Ziegler
His Sermon Last Sunday
George Price
New Yorker April 20th, 1968
Mischa Richter
Zostra And Professor Dimitroff Have Been Marooned
Gluyas Williams
And do you both promise to believe you can be better
Carolita Johnson
If There Is Anyone Who Objects To This Union
John Caldwell
Spark Notes Marriage Vows -- A Minister Says
Roz Chast
Two Candidates For Prime Minister Of Canada
Paul Noth
But I Don't Want To Be Minister To Bolivia!
Peter Arno
A Minister Speaks At A Funeral Service
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A Minister Performing A Wedding Speaks
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