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Roz Chast
Let's Plan Weekly Menus
Kate Curtis
Bear In Mind That We Just Bought String Bikinis
Edward Frascino
Breakfast At Tiffany's
Stuart Leeds
Two Trees Look At Restaurant Menus
Liana Finck
New Yorker October 12th, 1998
Peter C. Vey
Would You Care To See Our Gasoline List
Michael Maslin
A Waiter Takes The Menu Out Of The Hands
Frank Cotham
It's Direct From The Pentagon. Scratch Salisbury
Donald Reilly
Menu From The Luxury Home Of Pancakes
Roz Chast
The Leftovers Sound Good
Sidney Harris
New Yorker August 14th, 2000
Roz Chast
All Orders For Ethnic Dishes Are Sent
Mike Twohy
Curb To Table
Frank Cotham
Try Reading It With The Lights Dimmed
Ali Solomon
Yes, Sir, Fat Free - Straight From The Gym
Charles Barsotti
A Waitress Takes A Man's Order In A Diner
Jack Ziegler
Gigot De Sept Heures
George Booth
Take Out Menus
Peter C Vey
Pulling Up The Menu
Ali Solomon
I'm Sorry, Sir. That's The Children's Menu
Mike Twohy
A number of items on that menu
Frank Cotham
I Was Afraid Of This - A Chinese Menu Just Came
Mort Gerberg
A Man In A Restaurant Looks At The Menu
David Sipress
I Hope You've Noticed That Our Menu
Robert Weber
The Three-martini Lunch Looks Good
Arnie Levin
I'm Not Quite Ready To Order. My Lawyers
Mike Twohy
Todays Special at The Daily Catch
Lynn Hsu
A Man Outside A Bar Checks His Watch And Reads
Isaac Littlejohn Eddy
Can I tell you about a few items
Christopher Weyant
Baked Beans On Toast
JC Duffy
How To Turn A Closed-down Nuclear Reactor
Roz Chast
New Yorker August 21st, 1995
Sidney Harris
Well, I Wouldn't Eat Any Of It
Charles Barsotti
'nuclear Secrets With Snow Peas'
Roz Chast
Do You Promise To Maintain Strict Waiter-patron
Mike Twohy
If You Would Like To Receive A Guaranteed Annual
Robert Weber
The Man Who Couldn't Speak French
D'Egville
New Yorker November 25th, 1944
Alain
When You Say Artists And Writers Eat Here
Helen E. Hokinson
Your Companion's Fries
Mads Horwath
Waiting For The Fed
Paul Noth
Soup Right Side Up
Liana Finck
Page 1 Is 'best-sellers.' Page 2 Is 'advice
George Booth
Waiter Speaks To A Couple Waiting So Long
Robert Leighton
A Couple Sit At A Restaurant Table
Paul Noth
Please Listen Carefully
JC Duffy
I Don't Go Out With Girls Who Won't Eat Things
Victoria Roberts
Oh, Lord! Now We're Getting Resumes
Lee Lorenz
Oh Sorry, Those Are The Ten Commandments. Hang
Charles Barsotti
New Yorker October 8th, 1979
Sidney Harris
Waiter Speaks To Couple Seated At A Booth
Bruce Eric Kaplan
'folk Art Of Midtown'
Roz Chast
New Yorker October 10th, 1988
Ed Fisher
New Yorker April 6th, 1992
James Stevenson
I Don't See One Damn Thing We Haven't Eaten
Robert Weber
I'm Told The Omelettes Here Have A Broader
Peter C. Vey
No, But You're Getting Warmer
Chon Day
Man Ordering At A Restaurant
Joe Dator
Who Wants To Be Regis
J.C. Duffy
New Yorker January 18th, 1988
James Stevenson
Tv Actor Ron Westman Having Dinner
Henry Martin
For Your Convenience
Ed Fisher
Man Speaks To A Waiter At A Restaurant
Barbara Smaller
Four hundred different words for snow cone
Joe Dator
Oh, Come On. You Liked It Fine Before You Found
William Hamilton
Which Entree Raises The Fewest Ethical Issues?
William Haefeli
Have You Folks Been Menued Yet?
Bernard Schoenbaum
I'm Sorry, But You Have To Be Here The Minute
Charles Barsotti
Moo Goo Gai Pan Looks Good
Mischa Richter