New Yorker March 20th, 1971
James Stevenson
When The Inventor Of The Wheel Met The Inventor
Lee Lorenz
The plastic straw
Paul Karasik
The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
Roz Chast
Would You Be Interested In Helping To Save
Chon Day
I'll Show You Mine
Richard Decker
Take Out A Patent
Gregory D'Alessio
New Yorker November 21st, 1942
Garrett Price
I Have In Mind A Nice V-chip To Be Implanted
Donald Reilly
New Yorker November 28th, 1983
Sidney Harris
Now, Don't Come Snooping Around. We're Preparing
Carl Rose
The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
Roz Chast
So You're The Little Lady Who Invented The Wheel
Lee Lorenz
Solving The Traffic Problem
Alfred Frueh
Don't Be Impatient
Bruce Petty
I Carried This Around In My Head
Garrett Price
You Say You've Worked On It With Utter Absorption
Louis Jamme
New Yorker October 10th, 1942
Garrett Price
Well, Let's Toss It Out The Window And See If
Everett Opie
Now That I've Invented It
Paul Karasik
An Interesting Idea
Warren Miller