I ate all that salad for nothing
Lila Ash
I Vow to Get to the Airport
Akeem Roberts
I Can't Stop Thinking About Work
Akeem Roberts
I Want Straight Answers
George Booth
Led into battle by a bow tie
Frank Cotham
This tantrum has been powerful
Elisabeth McNair
I know a specialist
Will McPhail
I Scream You Scream
Sara Lautman
Having trouble getting everyone lined up
Frank Cotham
I'm Not an Intern
Will Santino
I wrote you a prescription for some pills and a check
Benjamin Schwartz
What Can I Say? I Was An English Major
J.C. Duffy
Calming Decor
Kendra Allenby
Do you want to talk about it
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Time with the family
Carolita Johnson
I'm Not Eating Breakfast This Morning
George Booth
Clean up the environment
Brendan Loper
If you lie to me about flossing
Pia Guerra
Why I Pulled You Over
Jason Adam Katzenstein
I've Done The Numbers
William Hamilton
Now, This Is Plan A. I Recommend We Skip
Charles Barsotti
That Reminds Me of a Story
Will McPhail
Your Personal Information
Mike Twohy
Hash This Out
William Haefeli
Im sure they wont be eating all the dog food
Charles Barsotti
Breaking News
Emma Hunsinger
Am I Right?
Brendan Loper
Everything Else I Should Be Doing
Sarah Kempa
Let me just charge it for ten more seconds
Jon Adams
While You Were Preheating the Oven
Roland High
I Need to Buy a Hat
Jose Arroyo
I'm Cold, You're Cold
Lila Ash
I'm Sorry, Jim. I Love You, But I Hate Vermont
William Haefeli
I See You Here All the Time
JC Duffy
I Hate Going Home
Will McPhail
I Don't Know Whether Mortgage Rates Had Gone Up
Ed Arno
I'm Back. Move
Charles Barsotti
I'll Lay It Out For You. We're Cutting Back
Robert Weber
I still fit into my old caterpillar skin
Liana Finck
I'd Like To Give You A Break
Michael Crawford
I'm Supposed To Be Someplace Downtown Right Now
Michael Crawford
Took My Umbrella
Liana Finck
Blinded By Desire
Lydia Conklin
A Midnight Nibble
Warren Miller
Eight Fish Behind you
Jason Adam Katzenstein
It turns out I was having an affair
Shannon Wheeler
Here I Was, All This Time, Worrying That Maybe
David Sipress
And, Finally, I Can Put This Charming Toy Plane
Michael Crawford
Just go I will only end up hurting you
Joe Dator
Would It Help If I Told You How Moved
Lee Lorenz
There. I've Written All The Checks
Dean Vietor
How can I ever trust one of your ETAs again
Paul Noth
And Now, For Your Entertainment, I Will Drink
Christopher Weyant
First, I'd Like To Thank The Academy
Bruce Eric Kaplan
No Question I've Had To Rein In My Natural
Donald Reilly
The Next Few Months
Lila Ash
Running with scissors
Tom Cheney
Factory Second Magic Eight Balls
Roz Chast
Log This as a Workout
Emily Flake
Looking Pretty Undocumented
JB Handelsman
Our Next New Biscuit
Kemp Starrett
Many Leagues From Mordor
Ed Himelblau
Our Primary Care Provider
Emily Flake
Time To Spring Clean
Amy Hwang
What Freedoms Will They Take Next?
Jason Adam Katzenstein
Bored and Rich
Lars Kenseth