Then Don't Do That
Robert Leighton
This Is Gonna Hurt Like Hell
Harry Bliss
Hurt Yes Resentful Yes
JB Handelsman
Hurt Resentful Angry
JB Handelsman
Look, You Seem Nice, And I Don't Want To Hurt
Joe Dator
Two Prisoners Are Seen Working On The Side
Evan Forsch
Sweetie, Words Have The Power To Hurt. I'll Teach
William Haefeli
Thank God she was wearing a helmet
Edward Steed
Zeus Plays Darts
Pat Byrnes
New Excuses for the Antisocial
Roz Chast
The Road Outside Scranton
Zachary Kanin
Doctor Says To Patient Who Has A Large Sword
Peter C. Vey
Tell The Public We Don't Want To Hurt Anyone. All
Frank Cotham
Please Don't Hurt Me
Brendan Loper
Please, Don't Hurt Me - I Have A Wife, And I'm
Joe Dator
Just go I will only end up hurting you
Joe Dator
Second Amendment
Darrin Bell
Try Falling Down And Scraping Your Knee
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Valerie Won't Be Around For Several Days
Peter Arno
Thank you so much
William Haefeli
Take An Ordinary Person
Garrett Price
The Birth of Ow
Michael Maslin
New Yorker March 6th, 2017
Jim Bento
New Yorker January 22nd, 1944
Garrett Price
A Man Dressed In Martial Arts Garb
Zachary Kanin
My Pet Turtle Freddy
Tim Hamilton
Burned Too Many Times
Liza Donnelly
A Member Of The Mafia
John Klossner
O.k., So Maybe A Little Static Electricity Isn't
Michael Maslin
World War IIi? Hmm. O.k
Robert Weber
It's Over Clarissa. Our Relationship
Dean Vietor
Unfair Of You To Blame Me
JB Handelsman
New Yorker November 18th, 1991
John O'Brien
New Yorker February 9th, 1998
Michael Crawford
New Yorker April 18th, 1942
Alfred Frueh
No-o-o, You Needn't Give Up Softball Altogether
Garrett Price
New Yorker November 22nd, 1941
Roberta Macdonald
A Baseball Coach Holding A Clipboard Comments
Bob Eckstein
Man In Graveyard Looks At Tombstones
Jack Ziegler
Policeman Is Squeezing Perps Arm And He Protests
Michael Crawford
Whoa. Deja Vu.
Ariel Molvig
Did You Know That 'decimate' Means Kill Just One
Emily Flake
What's Next For Ed?
Roz Chast
Now This May Make You Scream A Little
Chon Day
Isn't It Wonderful What They Can Teach Horses
Garrett Price
New Yorker June 21st, 1941
Otto Soglow
The Papers Are All In That Tin Box
Alain
The Most Marvellous Thing About It - The Tires
Garrett Price
But, Darling, When I Said You Were Stupid
Gardner Rea
You're A Big Disappointment
Richard Decker
Tough Luck! And Your Briefcase Arm
Alan Dunn
To Tell You The Truth
Alain
A Penny For Your Thoughts
David Sipress
You Really Just Want To Watch Me Punch Myself
Farley Katz
New Yorker March 17th, 2003
Barry Blitt
Captionless: Adult Absence Notes
Roz Chast
Cripes, It's The Wife
Leonard Dove
New Yorker November 2nd, 1940
George Price
Tell Me, Is The Horse All Right?
Richard Decker
Yee-ouch! That's Gotta Hurt
Jack Ziegler
Do You Normally Play Online?
Sam Hurt
My Long Term Goal
Sam Hurt
Lemonade Is Not An Option
Sam Hurt
Not Even Supposed to be Here
Sam Hurt
The Surly Bonds Of Convention
Sam Hurt
Now You Mustn't Holler Before You're Hurt
Helen E. Hokinson
Oh, Come Now - A Little Pousse-cafe Never Hurt
Peter Arno
Bankruptcy Doesn't Seem To Have Hurt Your Putting
Donald Reilly