Two mobsters lost, dragging a dead body and leaving a trail of blood.
Edward Steed
My Gardening Gloves
Frank Cotham
Cupid's Volley
Peter de Seve
My Son The Hit Man
Jack Ziegler
Time with the family
Carolita Johnson
Cement Shoes
Seth Fleishman
New Yorker September 5th, 1953
Saul Steinberg
If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual
Paul Noth
Call me old school but that bat flip at the end felt disrespectful
Christian Lowe
I Never Leave a Witness
Frank Cotham
Threatening E-mail
Jason Adam Katzenstein
You're A Very Intelligent Little Woman
Barbara Shermund
New Yorker August 10th, 1940
John Groth
Poor Little Girl
Wallace Morgan
So much debt for such a useless degree
Peter C Vey
She's A Very Famous Starlet. I Hear They're Even
Peter Arno
Did Anyone Ever Tell You That You're Beautiful
Garrett Price
Let's Just Ignore Him - Unless He Tips His Hat
Sydney Hoff
I Do Hope You'll Forgive Me For Staring
Garrett Price
God, These Throw-pillows Are Terrible
Zachary Kanin
A Man Orders Meatloaf At A Restaurant. The Waiter
Charles Barsotti
As You Go Through Life
Al Ross
A Man Listens To The Radio
Liana Finck
Two Elderly Men Meet In A Boxing Ring
Zachary Kanin
. . . Hits The Left Side Of The Line And Oh
Perry Barlow
Hit The Snooze Button On The Tea Party
Emily Flake
New Yorker April 21st, 1956
Ton Smits
New Yorker February 11th, 2008
Jack Ziegler
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50
Roz Chast
They Don't Call Me The Man Who Likes To Hit
Edward Steed
Late Hits
Hercule Perot
Arnie Levin
Some Men Just Can't Seem To Grow Old Gracefully
Richard Decker
Of?cer, This Man Is Making Tunnels
Richard Taylor
I Think Men Over Thirty-six
Barbara Shermund
The Trouble Is All The Men We Know Are Physically
Barbara Shermund
A Man Holding Binoculars Speaks To A Man
Jack Ziegler
A Man Speaks To A Woman At A Bar
Peter C. Vey
A Man Tries To Pick Up A Woman At A Bar
J.C. Duffy
Now Who Do I See About The Sweetheart In Every
Richard Decker
No Matter How I Treated
Eldon Dedini
Old Bound Volume Of Harpers
Richard Taylor
Not Wearing A Mask
Jason Adam Katzenstein
One Glance Into The Kitchen Confirmed My Deepest
Glen Baxter
Ah, Les Miserables
Bernard Schoenbaum
You're Not Stepping On It Right
Peter Mueller
New Yorker May 28th, 1955
Frank Modell
Cut From The Oscars Broadcast
Emily Flake
Fine Facebook Friend
Julia Suits
This Tops The List Of Recommendations
David Sipress
The World's First Genetically Engineered Human
Roz Chast
New Yorker November 6th, 1943
Roberta Macdonald
New Yorker July 31st, 1943
Perry Barlow
They Went Right To The Point In Naming This. It's
Mischa Richter
You're A Mystic
Peter Arno
That's Your Pickup Line
David Sipress
I'm Going To Get
Warren Miller
The Combined Total Of Major-league Batting
Dana Fradon
Pretty Good
Charles Barsotti
You Know Too Much
Peter Arno
Actiongram
Bernard Schoenbaum
What Are You Doing Tonight?
Ned Hilton
I Couldn't Help Noticing We Were Both Having
Perry Barlow
New Yorker November 13th, 1965
Mischa Richter
New Yorker October 11th, 1941
Gardner Rea
Young Woman
Richard Decker
Ah, Miss Bergdall, Your Headache Seems Much
Sydney Hoff
Miss Gebbert
Mischa Richter
Good Lord, Hawkins! You Might At Least Have Said
Peter Arno
New Yorker September 2nd, 1974
James Stevenson
I Hope You Don't Mind. She Can't Bear To Ride
Richard Taylor
Darling, You've Changed!
Richard Taylor
But As I Understand
Richard Taylor