Escher Get your ass up here
Robert Leighton
Rex here has been going on and on about you
Charles Barsotti
Here's To The Best Damned Antagonist A Guy
Benjamin Schwartz
Theres a line here
Pia Guerra
A Medically Uneventful Summer
Edward Koren
The royal couple are staying here
Joe Dator
Who here knows the difference
Darrin Bell
My friend Susie here shes a little crazy
Will McPhail
Inside of Body Experience
Roz Chast
A Farmer Shows His Son A Barn That Is Locked
Farley Katz
Paying attention
Pia Guerra
Here's The News
Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
Mail In Ballot
Adam Douglas Thompson
Go Make Daddy's Fitbit Think He's Exercising
Emily Flake
The Knee and Upper Shin Guy
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
The Given Tree
Navied Mahdavian
Here's A Cappuccino Place. Oh
Michael Crawford
Fellas I invited Max here to give us a fresh millennial take
Tadhg Ferry
Here Come The Suits
Mischa Richter
Here It Comes Again
George Price
He was sent here from the future to terminate me
Joe Dator
You Are There
Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
Weather Soaps
Amy Kurzweil
Stop Crapping All Over My Mountain
Emily Flake
From Up Here
Lonnie Millsap
Here We Go Again
Zachary Kanin
Just here to take away the algebra they shoved down your throat in high school
Tom Cheney
People Who Can Afford To Live Here
Amy Hwang
If anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed
Emily Flake
Here At Jackson & Bellnot Casualization Has Gone
Lee Lorenz
Here Is Your Ticket To Mexico
Alain
Here Are My Medical Records And Tax Returns
Benjamin Schwartz
Here's To Oklatexakalamissianageorgialinatuckysee
David Sipress
Here's Where You Could Put Your Nursery Or
Emily Flake
The Worst Possible Thing You Could Say
Joe Dator
Thank Goodness You're Here - I Can't Accomplish
David Sipress
A Man With A Pole Vault Says At A Cocktail Party
Edward Steed
Man Pestering A Woman Who Is Sitting Next
Joe Dator
The Magic Bean Genie
Farley Katz
I like you Henry
C Covert Darbyshire
An Uber Car Named Desire
Joe Dator
Outfit Changes
William Haefeli
New Yorker December 25th, 2006
Robert Leighton
Can't I Just Stay Here?
Henry Martin
Did You Come Here To Yidle Didle Didle
Paul Noth
You Aren't Here
Jacob Samuel
Ex-cuse Me! We're Trying To Hold A Meeting Here
Arnie Levin
Trick Or Treat
'here Are Some Broccoli Florets -
Roz Chast
'your Caption Here'
Jack Ziegler
No Gloom And Doom Here. Julian Predicts
Robert Weber
It's Always Cozy In Here. We're Insulated
Frank Cotham
We're Here To Experience Pleasure
Edward Koren
Does God Live Here?
Helen E Hokinson
Kitty, Kitty, Kitty - Here, Kitty
Alan Dunn
The pizza here is famous
Tom Cheney
I'm Pretty Sure The Beer Here Is Always Green
Emily Flake
My Work Here Is Already Done
Emily Flake
Would you mind if I sit here
Liana Finck
Bark to bark up here
Lars Kenseth
Your Distraction Is Here
Brendan Loper
Pretend I'm Not Here
Benjamin Schwartz
Right Here's Fine
Paul Karasik
I See You Here All the Time
JC Duffy
So Here We Are
Benjamin Slyngstad
I Eat Here All The Time
Mort Gerberg
You Just Turn It On And Stand Here
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Over Here, Phyllis. I've Moved To The Center
John Caldwell
Abandon all transitional objects here
Barbara Smaller
All of Earths problems seem so small up here
Robert Leighton
Lafayette, We Are Here
Alfred Frueh
Mr President Abe Lincoln Here
David Sipress
The Next Few Months
Lila Ash