A Dog Speaks To A Guru On Top Of A Mountain
Michael Maslin
A Man Ascends A Mountain To Discover His Mother
Harry Bliss
The answer is a dog
Michael Maslin
Backpacker Speaks To A Guru On The Side
Drew Dernavich
Two Women Walk Down From The Guru On The Mountain
David Borchart
Smoke A Cigar That Fits Your Face
Charles Barsotti
The Guru On The Mountain Puts His Finger
Dan Roe
A Guru Is Seen Calling Out To A Hiker Walking
Charles Barsotti
A Guru Sits On A Building Ledge
John Klossner
It's All In My Book
Robert Weber
The First Step Toward Enlightenment
Mike Twohy
You Say That Life Is Suffering
David Sipress
A Hot Dog Vender At The Foot Of A Mountain
Jack Ziegler
New Yorker September 28th, 2009
Frank Cotham
A Road Sign Saying Truth Points To The Right
Charles Barsotti
Until you are fully present
John Klossner
No, But I Can Tell You The Meaning Of Whole Or
Michael Shaw
Enlightenment And Pizza
Ellis Rosen
You Do The Hokeypokey And You Turn Yourself
Bruce Eric Kaplan
If I Told You The Secret Of Making Light
Michael Maslin
Did You Hire A Consultant? I Didn't Hire
Charles Barsotti
A Man Meditates In The Middle Of A Sparse Room
Mark Thompson
A Guru Is Sitting Outside A Cave With Two Naked
Carolita Johnson
Waldo Speaks To A Guru
Kaamran Hafeez
The Guru Sits At The Peak Of A Roller Coaster
Joe Dator
When I Was Making Money
Barbara Smaller
A Mountain Lion Hangs Off A Cliff
Kaamran Hafeez
Tune it yourself
Julia Suits
New Yorker March 10th, 2008
Roz Chast
You Can Tell Us The Sound Of One Hand Clapping
Paul Noth
Give Me A Dollar
Charles Barsotti
A Monk Wearing An Artificial Nose And Mustache
Kim Warp
The meaning of existence is this jar of salt
Paul Noth
The Other Side Of The Mountain
Colin Tom
A Man Climbs To The Top Of A Mountain Only
Frank Cotham
Let's Go Jets
Drew Dernavich
I Hope You Like Sports Metaphors
Joe Dator
All Outdoor Carpeting Can Be Indoor Carpeting
Michael Maslin
I'm Counting To Three
Charles Barsotti
Superman's Alter Alter Egos
Roz Chast
Woman In A Living Room With Her Arms Crossed
Bruce Eric Kaplan
A Man Sits On Top Of A Mountain With Goats
Victoria Roberts
I've Never Liked His Stillness
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I Keep The Good Truth In The Back
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I'm On Sabbatical
Drew Dernavich
New Yorker July 26th, 1993
Mischa Richter
Alternative Accountants
Ed Prothero
Roz Chast
I'm Not A Guru. I'm Just Hanging Out Here Till
Robert Leighton
The Guru On The Mountain Speaks On The Phone
Frank Cotham