I Was A Dog In A Previous Life
Mike Twohy
Is There A Doctor Of Literature In The House?
Michael Maslin
'big Book Of Parent-child Fights'
Roz Chast
'the Berlitz Guide To Parent-teacher Conferences'
Roz Chast
Deadlock In Moscow
The General Secretary Insists
James Stevenson
First, They Do An On-line Search
Arnie Levin
Are You Just Pissing And Moaning
Edward Koren
I Do What They Tell
Charles Barsotti
The Dog Ate My Magnetic Insoles
George Booth
All I'm Saying Is Now Is The Time To Develop
Frank Cotham
It's General Douglas Macarthur
George Booth
Your Wife's Also Asking That You Rot In Hell
Michael Maslin
Anytime I've Ever Been Asked 'what Do You Want
Joe Dator
I Sure Hope The Negotiations Go Well
Jason Patterson
They Say, 'the Fox Knows Many Things, But
Charles Barsotti
This Is Gonna Hurt Like Hell
Harry Bliss
I Was Once A Very Beautiful Woman
Robert Weber
A Medieval Man Talks To An Angry-looking Warrior
David Sipress
Mets Or Yankees?
Joseph Farris
New Yorker September 6th, 1941 #1
Otto Soglow
My Name Is Ozymandias
George Booth
It's National Poetry Month
David Sipress
I Don't Know How To Draw A Merger - You'll
Tom Cheney
It's Very Important That You Try
Michael Maslin
I Like Things To Be Done My Own Particular Way
Bruce Eric Kaplan
General Haseltine Crossing The Potomac To Testify
Eldon Dedini
Bad News - We're All Out Of Our Minds. You're
Bruce Eric Kaplan
It's A Full Life
Richard Cline
Where Are You Going With This
Nick Downes
It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is There Anything We'd
David Sipress
Bear In Mind That We Just Bought String Bikinis
Edward Frascino
Oh No, Not Homework Again
Arnie Levin
Two General Sit At A Table Arguing Over Who Likes
Kim Warp
New Yorker October 4th, 1999
Roz Chast
A Military Man Is Seen Being Instructed
Christopher Weyant
These Maps Are Old
Jack Ziegler
This One's For Being A Nice Guy
Robert Weber
'welcome To The Universe In A Grain Of Sand'
Roz Chast
The Crab Bisque
Robert Weber
He's Just Doing That To Get Attention
Harry Bliss
Surely You Didn't Believe What You Read
Lee Lorenz
Gifts From The House Of Low Goals
Roz Chast
New Yorker June 22nd, 1998
Roz Chast
New Yorker September 20th, 1999
Mort Gerberg
'working With What You Have'
May I Buy
J.C. Duffy
General U.s. Grant Displays Rare Emotion
James Stevenson
General Hoskins
Dana Fradon
Hey, Kids! Grandpa's On Tv
Edward Frascino
Your Mother And I Are Feeling Overwhelmed
David Sipress
I See Myself Going Into Some Form Of Public
Robert Weber
The Country Grandpa Came From Was A Stinking
David Sipress
New Yorker May 31st, 1999
Roz Chast
And Try Not To Spill Daddy's Martini
Michael Crawford
Ooh, Look, Tom. A Bright-yellow Rubber Worm
Harry Bliss
A Military General Introduces A Small
Kaamran Hafeez
Ready, Harold? You're The Wicked Troll And I'm
George Booth
Could We Move The Piece Representing Ourselves
Paul Noth
Pond Village Store Generalists
Edward Koren
And This One Is For Being Wounded By The Media
Donald Reilly
I Probably Shouldn't Admit This
Robert Weber
No, No. When I Say This New Secret Weapon
James Stevenson
He Says He Wants A Lawyer
Tom Chalkle
Next, An Example Of The Very Same Procedure When
Tom Cheney
When Will He Be Able To Sit Up And Take Criticism?
Chon Day
Anyone Here Named Hippity?
Charles Barsotti
'st. Nicholas Day Massacre'
John Jonik
He's Very Angry. He Wanted The Tuna And Egg
Arnie Levin
We Didn't Have Time To Pick Up A Bottle Of Wine
Mike Twohy
A Group Of Generals Are Seen In The War Room
Kate Beaton
A General Explains His Medals To The Woman Seated
Liza Donnelly
I Put Just A Hint Of Rosemary In It
Alan Dunn
General Store Features Signs 'yes
Liana Finck