No, No, That's Not A Sin, Either. My Goodness
Charles Barsotti
A Good Book
Elisabeth McNair
Surely You Didn't Believe What You Read
Lee Lorenz
Wait, Those Weren't Lies. That Was Spin!
Mort Gerberg
The Old Pearly Gates Looked Nice
Mike Twohy
Welcome Aboard. You Are Now Exempt From Federal
Bernard Schoenbaum
A Business Man Standing In Heaven
Frank Cotham
Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline
Roz Chast
An Airport Gate Agent Makes An Announcement
Michael Crawford
'bill Gates' Wealth
Your Family's
Jon Age
Of Course We're Gated
Charles Barsotti
Do You Ever Have Days When You Wish
Chon Day
A Man And Wife Sit On A Very Small Island That
John Klossner
A Man Stands With His Arms Crossed Before An
Mike Twohy
A Man And Wife Sit On A Very Small Island That #1
John Klossner
Well, All Your Good Deeds Appear To Be In Order -
Zachary Kanin
New Yorker September 9, 2022
Brooke Bourgeois
Care For An After-death Mint?
Michael Maslin
'paid Advertisement'
Roz Chast
Welcome To Heaven
Patrick McKelvie
Don't You Just Adore It?
Peter Arno
You're Kidding! You Count S.a.t.s?
Mike Twohy
You Googled the answer to 16 Across
David Sipress
Welcome To Canada
Bob Eckstein
I Can Open This Gate
Liana Finck
Do I Take My Shoes Off
Pia Guerra
User Name And Password?
Arnie Levin
A Hell Of A Shot
Charles Barsotti
You Picked The Wrong Religion
Charles Barsotti
Angels Smoking Outside Of The Gates Of Heaven
Michael Crawford
St. Peter Talks To A Man At The Pearly Gates
Charles Barsotti
St. Peter Stands At Heaven's Gates
Peter C. Vey
Hi, This Is Bill Gates. Time To Buy Some New
Sidney Harris
Running with scissors
Tom Cheney
Your Parents Donated
Paul Noth
New Yorker February 3rd, 1997
John Jonik
Where We'll Part
Frank Cotham
The Moral Code
Michael Shaw
A Handwritten Birthday Card
Daniel Kanhai
Unless You're Selling Thin Mints
Nick Downes
I Got It This Far - Don't Stop Me Now
Charles Barsotti
You're Saying That Because Of The Merger
JB Handelsman
New Yorker April 20th, 1940
Carl Rose
Untamed Rage Detectors
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Who Really Killed Laura Palmer?
Navied Mahdavian and Ellis Rosen
The Zoo
A Gated Community For Animals
David Sipress
Outgrown the Baby Gate
Amy Hwang
Joan Rivers At The Gates Of Heaven
Benjamin Schwartz
A Man Stands Outside Of Heaven's Gates. St. Peter
Michael Shaw
The Heathens Are No Longer At The Gate
Michael Maslin
Masks Are Mandatory
Elisabeth McNair
What Is The Name Of Your First Pet?
Shannon Wheeler
Tell Me You Didn't Pull Up In a Limo
Frank Cotham
You Never Gave Me A Thumb's
Christopher Weyant
New Yorker July 5, 2021
Elisabeth McNair
That Day In 1922
JB Handelsman
Still the Time to Beat
Felipe Galindo
St. Peter Is Seen In Heaven At A Desk With Two
David Sipress
We've Been Taking A Little Harder Look
Mike Twohy
New Yorker May 23rd, 2005
Edward Koren
New Yorker March 28th, 2005
C. Covert Darbyshire
New Yorker April 20th, 2009
John O'Brien
Whoa! I Was Just Playing Dead
Michael Maslin
If Our Records Are Correct
Michael Maslin
New Yorker May 7th, 2007
Kim Warp
Try Coming Back Tomorrow With Your Pants Pulled
Frank Cotham
I'd Have Been Here Sooner If It Hadn't
Frank Cotham
New Yorker April 3rd, 2000
Edward Koren
New Yorker September 11th, 1995
Warren Miller