Metrocard Error Messages
Roz Chast
Navigational Error
Jack Ziegler
New Yorker August 23rd, 1993
Dean Vietor
Those Dugout Martinis
Michael Crawford
All Your Youthful Mistakes
Carolita Johnson
Please Remove Your Shoes
Asher Perlman
A Car Has Driven Off A Desert Cliff
Michael Crawford
Someone Else's Comeuppance
JB Handelsman
New Yorker October 19th, 1987
Everett Opie
Three Gorillas Talk To Tarzan
Joe Dator
I Tried To Tell Them I Wasn't A Member
Robert J. Day
Mr. Macleish O.k.'s Your Speech For Clearance
Alan Dunn
New Yorker November 16th, 1992
Dana Fradon
Hara-kari Heri-keri Hari-kiri Hara-
Alain
Every Insurance Company Listed On The Exchange
Emily Flake
I Attribute It To Human Error. But
Lee Lorenz
It's A Typographical Error
George Price
It's A Fatal Error To Get Mixed Up With A Certain
Donald Reilly
'computer Error'
Jack Ziegler
You Were Right
Sydney Hoff
The Way I Understand
Robert J. Day
I Want To Leave Myself Some Caloric Margin
William Haefeli
I Grow Suspicious When Every Damned Collision
Ed Fisher