E Teen Alien Angst
Curtis Edwards
Tourists from Space
Roz Chast
I Don't Understand It
Joe Dator
You Have Reached Our 800 Number. . . . If
Warren Miller
Connections:
James Stevenson
This Isn't Tap Water
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Pirates Speak To Wile E. Coyote
Benjamin Schwartz
I Can't Decide
Helen E Hokinson
If You Don't Mind My Saying
Helen E Hokinson
Don't go for the Weakest
Kendra Allenby
The Yale Club Wants Women
Helen E Hokinson
I Can't ?nd Your Pulse. Are You Sure You Aren't
Helen E. Hokinson
I Don't See Why The Republicans Just Don't Revive
Helen E. Hokinson
He Just Doesn't Understand
Helen E Hokinson
Perhaps We Shouldn't Listen
Helen E Hokinson
I Don't Mind If They Mention The War
Helen E Hokinson
I Don't See How You Boys Tell Each Other Apart!
Helen E. Hokinson
You Mustn't Worry About Not Being A Lieutenant
Helen E Hokinson
We Don't Fight Nature
Helen E Hokinson
I Didn't Recognize you in Mufti
Helen E Hokinson
I Don't Know
Helen E. Hokinson
You Don't By Any Remote Chance Happen
Helen E. Hokinson
Now Don't Let Me Speak Another Word Of English!
Helen E. Hokinson
I Hope The President Isn't Really Cross
Helen E Hokinson
Are You Sure You Aren't Making A Mistake?
Helen E Hokinson
I Don't Think It Will Upset You. It's Just An
Helen E. Hokinson
Now Don't Anybody Say Anything Too Interesting
Helen E. Hokinson
This Raid Doesn't Concern Us
Helen E Hokinson
I Wonder If We Couldn't Convert Some Of The Boys
Helen E. Hokinson
Don't You Think It's Wonderful How John's Other
Helen E. Hokinson
You Don't Think It Makes Me Look Too Interesting?
Helen E Hokinson
Of Course, I Haven't De?nitely Given Up Florida
Helen E. Hokinson
Can't You Put Down That Detective Story For Even
Helen E. Hokinson
Isn't There Supposed To Be A Little Pocket
Helen E. Hokinson
I Wouldn't Want Anything Too Cute On Account
Helen E. Hokinson
Isn't It About Time Another One Of John Gunther's
Helen E Hokinson
Oh, Dear, Isn't This The Gentleman Who Gets
Helen E Hokinson
But It Isn't Supposed To Make Sense!
Helen E. Hokinson
I Shouldn't Tell
Helen E. Hokinson
You Mean I Don't Get Anything Back On The Bottles?
Helen E. Hokinson
Oh, Dear! Here Come Those Napkins I Wasn't Going
Helen E. Hokinson
When The Corpse Doesn't Have Any Visible Injuries
Helen E Hokinson
But Don't You Remember
Helen E Hokinson
I'm Afraid Leaping Deer Wouldn't Seem Restful
Helen E. Hokinson
But Why Isn't A Major ?sh
Helen E. Hokinson
Do I Have To Pay Overtime If I Didn't Read
Helen E. Hokinson
When I Say Farm I Don't Mean Cows
Helen E Hokinson
It Won't Start Multiplying Before I Get
Helen E. Hokinson
It Can't Be A Very Good
Helen E Hokinson
Mr. Paul Isn't With Us Any More. Mr. Paul Said
Helen E. Hokinson
But Can't You See I'm The Dowdy Type
Helen E. Hokinson
Well, I Wouldn't Object To A Digni?ed Bird
Helen E. Hokinson
Now You Mustn't Holler Before You're Hurt
Helen E. Hokinson
Colonel, Why Don't You Simply Go
Helen E. Hokinson
I'm Sorry, But I Didn't Realize How My Husband
Helen E. Hokinson
It Doesn't Have To Be Anything Showy. She's Only
Helen E. Hokinson
But Isn't There Some Sort Of Mock Gin?
Helen E. Hokinson
I Hope The Red Cross Doesn't Hear Of My Sneaking
Helen E. Hokinson
I Wouldn't Dream Of Going In. I'm Not Dressed
Helen E. Hokinson
You Know It's Beautiful - You Just Won't Admit It
Helen E. Hokinson
Doesn't Anything Rock Any More?
Helen E Hokinson
It Isn't That Macy's Dislikes Gimbel's
Helen E Hokinson
Goodness! Isn't Chile Thin!
Helen E. Hokinson
She Shouldn't Have Hidden The Body In The Dutch
Helen E Hokinson
Well, Why Don't You Try Something By Mrs
Helen E. Hokinson
Now, Don't Tell Me What Your Rank Is, Bobby. Let
Helen E. Hokinson
Doesn't It Seem To Give Me A Double Chin?
Helen E. Hokinson
We Can't Make Up Our Minds Whether To Buy Or
Helen E. Hokinson
Well, There's One Good Thing About It. We Won't
Helen E. Hokinson
Can't You Think Of Anything Mcginnis Could Do?
Helen E. Hokinson
New Yorker January 6th, 1986
Roz Chast