A Fish out of Scotch
Pia Guerra
Let's Sniff Around A Little
Mary Lawton
A Mother Explains To Her Young Daughter Who
Emily Flake
Did I Say Sprinkles? Did I Say Foofaraw
Pat Byrnes
Coffee With the Paper
Pat Byrnes
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Saul Steinberg
Rodent Shots
Seth Fleishman
Dog In Front Of An Open Refrigerator
Michael Crawford
A Medically Uneventful Summer
Edward Koren
Mulled and Mulling
Ellie Black
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Bruce Eric Kaplan
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Roz Chast
A Bit of OJ to Start the Day
Bob Zoell
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Mischa Richter
I Don't Understand It
Joe Dator
The Appalachian Trail
Emily Flake
A Shrimp Cocktail
Benjamin Schwartz
Why So Mopey?
Peter C Vey
What Inspired You?
Liana Finck
Will That Be All
Peter Arno
Let me Finish This Drink
Caitlin Cass
A Waiter Describes The Bottle Of Wine He Holds
Zachary Kanin
An Unshaven Man Says To Another Man At A Bar
Frank Cotham
Hold this a second
Edward Steed
Here's To The Best Damned Antagonist A Guy
Benjamin Schwartz
The Legendary Birth Of An Idiom
Maddie Dai
I'm From New Jersey But I Identify As New York
Christopher Weyant
I'm Sick Of Experts Telling Me What Paints
John McNamee
Family Around Table
Jack Ziegler
It's My Usual - A Double Rum Raisin
Henry Martin
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A Series Of Energy
Roz Chast
I, Too, Used To Drink The Amber-colored Fluids
Jack Ziegler
Now, In This One, The Straight Whiskeys Are ?ve
Claude Smith
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Emily Flake
Should I Use a Coaster
Ellis Rosen
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John O'Brien
I Don't Think You Even Want To See The Louvre
Chon Day
It Worked For Don Draper
Christopher Weyant
That reminds me
Jason Adam Katzenstein
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Saul Steinberg
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Mischa Richter
Oceans Of Hot Buttered Rum
Helen E Hokinson
Antioxidants
Sara Lautman
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Bernard Schoenbaum
I'm Cutting
Charles Barsotti
Those Dugout Martinis
Michael Crawford
Three-martini Science
Jack Ziegler
Hey, I Love What You've Done With The Office
Peter C. Vey
The Message Here Is 'hydrate
Edward Koren
It's Been So Long - It's Like I'm Only Gay
William Haefeli
I Usually Wake Up Screaming At Six-thirty
Frank Cotham
You See? I've Always Told You California Wines
Ed Fisher
The Hardest Job You'll Ever Make Someone Feel
Christopher Weyant
Nobody Ever Talks About The Third Amendment People
Benjamin Schwartz
Outfit Changes
William Haefeli
I Lie Awake In Fear
Brooke Bourgeois
A Drinking Bird Toy Is Pulled Over By A Policeman
Michael Shaw
So We Finally Reach The Summit Of Everest
Robert Weber
Let Me Know When Those Two Kids Across The Street
Harry Bliss
George Sand Has Some People In For Drinks
Edward Frascino
A Woman Serves Drinks On A Tray Of Various
Liza Donnelly
I Don't Think It's Sanitary To Drink
Frank Cotham
A Man Sits At A Bar With A Drink In Front
J.C. Duffy
A.t.&t. Sent This Drink Over In The Hope That
Kim Warp
Who's The Wise Guy Who Drank My Caffe Grand Latte?
George Booth
We're Hoping You Can Join Us For A Little Drink
James Stevenson
But You Just Had A Drink Last Week!
Ed Nofziger
This Heat Is Killing Me. Let's Get A Drink
Drew Dernavich
Wallingford Will Eat And He Will Drink
Stan Hunt
Mac Sure Is Sitting Pretty These Days. Two Drinks
Robert J. Day
Father drinks doesnt he
Robert Leighton