Just Bring Cats
Navied Mahdavian
New Yorker February 3rd, 1992
Roz Chast
What Do You Want For Dinner?
Ellis Rosen
New Yorker August 22nd, 2016
David Sipress
Paper Or Plastic?
Tom Cheney
The parking is terrible so we decided to never do anything again
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I've Decided To Go To Law School
Julia Suits
Another cup of coffee
Julia Suits
Once that party decides to move to the suburbs
Jeremy Nguyen
I Can't Decide
Helen E Hokinson
We have given it a great deal of thought and
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Opting For Chinese Food For Lunch
Mort Gerberg
A College Fund
Ellis Rosen and Asher Perlman
New Yorker November 21st, 2005
Lee Lorenz
'the New York Rebellion'
When The Natives Decided
Roz Chast
I Can't Decide Whether To Turn Pro First Or Go
Mort Gerberg
Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald And Decides
Eldon Dedini
If The Voters Are Forced To Decide
David Sipress
I cant decide if we are good people who are bad at communicating
Liana Finck
They Decide Naughty Or Nice
Drew Dernavich
Birthday Dinner
David Sipress
Sticking It Out Through The Season
Brooke Bourgeois
Restoring Our Home
Lonnie Millsap
I Need You To Help Me
Zoe Si
Coffee or a New Job
Caitlin Cass
Pandemic Baby
Emily Flake
New Yorker May 27th, 1996
Roz Chast
That Scotus EPA Case
Peter Kuper
Add Penis Size To The List Of Qualifications
David Sipress
Raconteurs
Gluyas Williams
Where To Eat
Navied Mahdavian
Combined Halloween And Thanksgiving
Carolita Johnson
My Position On Masks
Mort Gerberg
A Politician Makes A Speech
Kaamran Hafeez
A Few Years Alone
Paul Karasik
New Yorker February 2nd, 1987
Jack Ziegler
New Yorker September 2nd, 1974
James Stevenson
New Yorker April 6th, 1987
Dana Fradon
You Take All The Time You Need
Eric Teitelbaum
No, No, That Won't Be Necessary - They're Doing
Farley Katz
New Yorker June 5th, 2006
David Sipress
Were You Referred To Us By Your Doctor Or
Harry Bliss
Another Fuse! You'll Have To Make A Choice -
Chon Day
The Reading Public
The Crew That Went To Red Top
Gluyas Williams
Unpublished Salinger #1
Emily Flake
Our Beloved Tech Turtleneck
Evan Lian
Let's Go To That New Place Where They Club
Peter Mueller
All In Favor?
Christopher Weyant
New Yorker July 31st, 2006
Glen Le Lievre
Captionless: When In Rome
Roz Chast
Well, Now That We Know What Letterman's Doing
Victoria Roberts
I Ask You, Gentlemen
Leonard Dove
Dial Weather 6-1212
Richard Decker
We Decided To Just Stay Preppy
William Hamilton
Gentlemen, After Much Soul-searching I've Decided
Henry Martin
My Parents Have Decided To Homeschool
Peter C. Vey
He's Sorry, Your Honor, And He's Decided
Mike Twohy
We Still Can't Decide Whether She's More
Edward Koren
I've Decided To Feed The Dog Soybeans
George Booth
. . . And Then I Decided To Switch To Psychiatry
Garrett Price
In The End, He Decided To Go Negative
David Sipress
Trying to Decide
Dan Misdea
Walter Has Decided To Add Years To His Life
George Booth
The Burger Hut Franchise Decides To Add Sesame
Jack Ziegler
I've Decided To Stand By Another Man For A While
J.P. Rini
Sorry, Akhet, But We've Decided To Stick
Frank Modell
The Next Time He Suddenly Decides To Send A Peace
James Stevenson
William, I've Decided To Give You Your Freedom
Carl Rose