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The Hay Looks Good
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Two Horses Approach Another In A Meadow
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I've Never Trusted Cows
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A Farmer And His Wife Push A Cow In A Baby
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No Runs No Hits One Cow Left
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A Cow Says To The Farmer Who Milks Him
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Nobody Said The Cowbell Industry Was Humane
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This Secondhand Smoke Is Killing Me!
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