Police Burst In With Guns To A Room Filled
Michael Maslin
Some Of You Are Cows
Joe Dator
New Yorker April 19, 12021
Amy Hwang
Two Horses Approach Another In A Meadow
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Why Cows Leave Home
Michael Crawford
And Then They Drink It
Everett S Glenn
A Cow Has A Spot That Looks Like A Farmer
John O'Brien
A Cow In A Pasture Watches As A Tank Approaches
Ken Krimstein
You sold our cow for magical beanbags
Amy Hwang
A Therapist Shows A Cow
Edward Steed
Getting U.s.d.a. Approval Means A Lot
Michael Maslin
A Cow With A Red Diamond Spots Talks To Another
Michael Crawford
Two Cows On A Farm Talking
David Sipress
A Farmer And His Wife Push A Cow In A Baby
Edward Koren
Your Grass-fed Beef - Are The Cows Forced To Eat
Peter C. Vey
Finance, Sales, Veal
Michael Shaw
I Thought They Broke The Mold
Warren Miller
Dynamite Grass!
Jack Medof
I'm Very Comfortable With My Bovinity
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I Think I Preferred It Before He Became An
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I Broke Up With Kevin
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
A Cow Says To The Farmer Who Milks Him
Chris Cater
One Cow To Another
David Sipress
Two Cows Converse In A Field
Edward Steed
Two Cows In Military Dress Looking At A Map Table
Seth Fleishman
Two Cows Comment On A Bunch Of Cows
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Oh God, Yes! I've Been A Bad Cow! Such A Bad
Glen Le Lievre
I've Been A Cow All My Life
Jack Ziegler
Nobody Said The Cowbell Industry Was Humane
Farley Katz
Oh, I'm Not Really Milking Her. I Do This
Drew Dernavich
You Tell Me If The Roast Beef Is Fresh
Harry Bliss
New Yorker August 10th, 1992
Ed Fisher
It's Your Agent. Everyone Wants A Piece Of You
Mike Twohy
I Love You, Too, But With My High Cholesterol
Lee Lorenz
In The Final Analysis
W.B. Park
He's All Beef!
Lee Lorenz
Dorothy, I'm Bored
Charles Saxon
It's All About The Milk
James Stevenson
Do You Love The Margarine Story
Donald Reilly
New Yorker March 7th, 1988
Frank Modell
The Hay Looks Good
Mischa Richter
Are We Bucolic Or Just Afraid To Take Risks?
Eldon Dedini
Might I Recommend The Cud?
Jack Ziegler
If Push Comes To Shove
Trevor Spaulding
An Elderly Cowboy Type Sits On His Sofa
George Booth
I've Never Trusted Cows
Warren Miller
Who Was It Said 'into Each Life Must Come A Cow'?
Al Ross
Two Farm Works Are Speaking To Each Other Next
Joe Dator
What Do You Have For Planet-warming Gas #1
Kaamran Hafeez
Weekend In Vermont
Huguette Marte
By The Way, I'm Taking Off The First Two Weeks
Mort Gerberg
The Summer People Are Coming! The Summer People
Mort Gerberg
The Animal-rights Folks Are Getting On Our Case
Edward Frascino
Strange Panic Buys
Roz Chast
Nothing Personal - I Just Prefer Non-dairy
Michael Maslin
Hello? Beasts Of The Field? This Is Lou
Jack Ziegler
They Only Had Seven Maids A-milking
Benjamin Schwartz
No Runs No Hits One Cow Left
Michael Crawford
Magic Beans
Michael Maslin
Let's Try To Reconstruct What Happened
Warren Miller
New Yorker October 5th, 1940
Alfred Frueh
Before We Get Thin
Liana Finck
Love Your Jeans #1
Warren Miller
A Father Plays With His Son's Toes
Joe Dator
Two Bulls With Tennis Rackets Tied To Their Horns
Edward Steed
We're Watching Television Less And Making Our Own
Victoria Roberts