You Can't Plead Cute
Charles Barsotti
A Lawyer Makes His Case In Front Of A Jury
Paul Noth
And Don't Go Whining To Some Higher Court
Al Ross
The Court Is Sorry That It Raised Its Voice
Charles Barsotti
Two Rows Of Three People High Five Each Other
Emily Flake
Let Me Refresh Your Memory. It Was The Night
Michael Maslin
The Jury Will Disregard The Witness's Last
Lee Lorenz
Not Guilty, Your Honor, The Menu Clearly Says
Charles Barsotti
Those Responsible For Putting My Client In Charge
Michael Maslin
Your Honor, We're Going To Go
Mike Twohy
As Unbelievable As It May Seem To You Today
Charles Barsotti
And, Of Course, When The King Said 'a Horse
Al Ross
In Court, A Lawyer Addresses The Judge
Charles Barsotti
Logic - The Last Refuge Of A Scoundrel
Al Ross
Come Now, Give The System A Chance
Charles Barsotti
This Judge Is Known As Tough But Fair
Donald Reilly
The Way I See
Peter C. Vey
Not Guilty, Your Honor, And Thank You For Asking
Frank Cotham
If It Please The Court
Paul Noth
The Proof Was In The Pudding
Michael Maslin
A Woman Dressed In A Dominatrix Outfit Holds
Zachary Kanin
Chopin Funeral March is a bad sign
Ellis Rosen
A Lawyer Representing A Corporation Standing
David Sipress
And You Wonder Why People Hate Activist Judges?
Charles Barsotti
Let The Record Show
Al Ross
I Would Also Like To Thank The Jury
Mike Twohy
When The Court Questions A Witness
Donald Reilly
Don't Get Cute
Charles Barsotti
For The Last Time - Is This
Lee Lorenz
A Lawyer In A Courtroom Is Seen Facing A Chorus
Drew Dernavich
We Find That All
Michael Maslin
Before We Begin Today
James Stevenson
And Now A Little Number That Asks The Musical
J.C. Duffy
A Judge Speaks To The Bailiff
Charles Barsotti
Don't Make Me Come Down There
J.C. Duffy
From A Purely Business Viewpoint
Frank Cotham
We Find The Defendant Guilty On All Charges
Mike Twohy
I Plead Guilty
Charles Barsotti
Your Honor, I Have A Rebuttal Witness
Arnie Levin
Look, I'm Not Blaming You. I'm Just Suing You
Barbara Smaller
You Were Hungry? Case Dismissed
Charles Barsotti
Is It True That You Were The Only Person
Drew Dernavich
Unfortunately #1
Frank Cotham
Lawyer Shuffles Papers In From Of Courtoom
Pat Byrnes
A Clown Points An Accusatory Finger At A Man
Michael Shaw
Your Honor, It Would Be A Hardship For Me To Sit
Mike Twohy
Not Guilty?
Drew Dernavich
Moose Told Dog
George Booth
Well, Perhaps 'guilty' Is Too Strong A Word
Charles Barsotti
Lights! Camera! Justice!
Dana Fradon
May I Remind The Witness That He Is Under Water
Michael Maslin
As It's Coming On Winter
Michael Maslin
I Don't Listen To The Evidence. I Like To Make
Perry Barlow
Is This Really Necessary
Arnie Levin
Not Another Change Of Venue
Ed Fisher
Change of Venue
Peter C Vey
Do You Solemnly Swear To Tell The Truth
Dana Fradon
The Jury Will Disregard The Witness's Last
Richard Decker
A Judge Stares Down At A Defendant In A Courtroom
Charles Barsotti
One Juror Speaks To Another As A Lawyer Questions
Drew Dernavich
Two Officers Hold A Man In Snorkel Gear
Michael Crawford
Don't Worry About It - When We Get
Michael Crawford
Your Honor, The Jury Finds The Defendant, Willis
Henry Martin
Two People Sit On A Modern-looking Curved Bench
John O'Brien
A Woman Dressed In A Bathrobe And Slippers
Zachary Kanin
A Man In A Business Suit Is Speaking To A Judge
Charles Barsotti
A Woman Points To A Man In A Court Room. Next
Peter C. Vey
Lawyer Presenting A Clown And A Dog To A Judge
Charles Barsotti
I Like To Think That Justice Not Only Is Blind
Michael Shaw
A Judge Washes Dishes In A Sink At His Desk
Peter C. Vey
New Yorker July 6th, 2009
Michael Crawford