French Army Knife
Michael Crawford
It's Free But They Sell Your Information
Joe Dator
New Yorker June 28th, 1976
Dana Fradon
Two Praying Mantises Facing Each Other
Joe Dator
But if you think about anything for long enough
Will McPhail
A Man Announces At A Business Conference Meeting
Kaamran Hafeez
Claim a Human
Elisabeth McNair
The Planet Got Destroyed
Tom Toro
Being cute is great but
Pia Guerra
But What If A Tyrant Comes To Power And No One's
Paul Noth
She leaves her shoes all over the place
Liana Finck
He Won't Bite
Harry Bliss
Painting Was Her Love
John Klossner
The Slippery Slope
Brooke Bourgeois
I'm From New Jersey But I Identify As New York #1
Christopher Weyant
Results are still preliminary
Drew Panckeri
Business Sisyphus
Charles Barsotti
Pains Me To Say It
Avi Steinberg
Calm And Placid On The Surface
George Booth
Not to lecture
Avi Steinberg
I Don't Feel Safe
Robert Leighton
But I Want A Career
Joe Dator
The chicken came not just before the egg
Joe Dator
Is It Content
Benjamin Schwartz
I Bark and I Bark
Christopher Weyant
My Hearing is Fine
David Sipress
Career Day
Amelia Cossentino
But feel free to eat of the shrub of delusion
John McNamee
My friend Susie here shes a little crazy
Will McPhail
The 1040 f.i. Form
Roz Chast
All Right, But Just One More Episode
Drew Panckeri
Granted it would save countless lives
William Haefeli
But now it wont stay in mint condition
Benjamin Schwartz
But seriously folks
Peter C Vey
Your son has a blonde in his room
Kate Curtis
One More Book
Frank Cotham
Aged But Not Too Aged
Julia Suits
I want to be a better person
Erik Hilgerdt
Can't Give Up Now
Caitlin Cass
Two older men walk with canes through a park.
Harry Bliss
Refusing To Use An Oxford Comma
Emily Flake
Something That Says Country
Barbara Smaller
He'd Never Eaten a Rothko Before
Glen Baxter
Alone With My Demons
Brooke Bourgeois
Marriage Featuring Pitbull
Karl Stevens
Conducting An Experiment
William Haefeli
But There Is Great Joy In Mudville As Casey Signs
Al Ross
But My Deah, Deah Girl
Peter Arno
But first a distraction
Charles Barsotti
But No Collusion
Peter Kuper
Poppy seed bagels are nothing but trouble
Julia Suits
I Wanted This To Work
Tadhg Ferry
But I Followed The Recipe Exactly
Roz Chast
Just Send It Back
Charles Saxon
Past Twenty Miles per Hour
Sofia Warren
Poetry in the Unexpected
Lila Ash
But I Don't Think It's a Ballet
Victoria Roberts
The Label Wins
William Haefeli
The Wheel of No
Roz Chast
I floss alone
Carolita Johnson
Detailed List of Knee Exercises #1
Lynn Hsu
If you dont get on that plane
Emily Flake and Rob Kutner
No Plans Yet
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Canis Major
Charlie Hankin
We Find the Defendant Guilty
Paul Noth
King Of The Jungle
Emily Flake
Your Boarding Pass
Joe Dator
The Magic Bean Genie
Farley Katz
What Life Is Like
Farley Katz
Saving On Gas
Kaamran Hafeez
She Persisted But It Was a Weekend
Roz Chast
You And I Run The Place
Michael Maslin