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As Abraham Raises The Dagger Over His Son
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Moses Talks To The Burning Bush
Edward Steed
I'm Calling It 'genesis.' It's Part
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I Really Enjoyed The Bible
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Today, I'll Be Cherry-picking From Deuteronomy
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Noah In The Ark With All Giraffes
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A Talking Snake
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The Serpent Of Eden
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The Schlep Back To Antartica
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An Angel Speaks To Moses From Behind A Tree
Benjamin Schwartz
Oh, No, I Just Remembered That From Dust
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Wallingford Will Eat And He Will Drink
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Noah, Speaking Upward To Heaven, Exits The Ark
Edward Steed
Abraham Is About To Sacrifice His Son
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Use A Five Iron!
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The Trump Holy Bible
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New Yorker August 11th, 1986
Mischa Richter
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Well, Actually, They Are Written In Stone
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Of Course It's Damp Underfoot! That Strikes
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Won't All These New Rules Impact Adversely
Ed Fisher
Two People Watch From An Ark As Animals Board
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Adam And Eve Embrace In The Garden Of Eden
Lee Lorenz
G-d And An Angel Watch As Job Stamps Out A Paper
Benjamin Schwartz
And Adam And Eve Saw That They Were Naked
Drew Dernavich
A Pillar Of Salt? Why
Robert Leighton
I Hope This Isn't Meant To Be A Criticism
Frank Cotham
But feel free to eat of the shrub of delusion
John McNamee
Your Ideas
Shannon Wheeler
Time for an Update
Edward Koren
Missing Books Of The Bible
Roz Chast
Murder in Heaven
Ellis Rosen
In The Beginning
Kate Isenberg
An Executive Speaks To His Employee In The Back
Paul Noth
God Stands In A Cloud Formation In Space
Carolita Johnson
When The Waters Subside
Frank Cotham
You're Not Getting Through The Eye Of A Needle
Bruce Eric Kaplan
He'll Have Abandonment Issues
Nick Downes
New Yorker December 24th, 1990
James Stevenson
New Yorker November 19th, 1990
Edward Sorel
New Yorker April 19th, 1999
Harry Bliss
Actually, We're Only Taking Tissue Samples
J.P. Rini
New Yorker December 31st, 1979
Mischa Richter
This Is Impossible. Let's Take The Next Boat
James Stevenson
Hello? Beasts Of The Field? This Is Lou
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The Eighth Day
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The Ten Passive Aggressive Commandments
Roz Chast
Moses Engraves Dear G-d
Edward Steed
A Man Is Passing Out Loaves And Fish To A Large
Paul Noth
Midwest Peace Talks
Julia Suits
Moses In Bed Carving New Commandments
Zachary Kanin
And The Lord Spoke To The Children Of Israel
Lee Lorenz
That Singles Ark
Warren Miller
That Old Fifteen Minutes Of Fame Thing
Warren Miller
The Whole Truth
David Sipress
All You Can Eat
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On The Plus Side
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God Is Sitting On A Chair In Heaven
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Nasdaq, Meshach And Abednego
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You Mean When I Use A Phrase Like 'pharaoh
Ed Fisher
New Yorker August 9th, 1941
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Aisle Of Milk & Honey
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A Narrative Is Seen Detailing The Events Leading
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Two Men Are Seen Walking In The Desert And One
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