Annoying and Cute
Amy Hwang
New Yorker July 26th, 1976
George Booth
Heating Up the Tub
Edward Steed
Results are still preliminary
Drew Panckeri
We have given it a great deal of thought and
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Type Z Behavior
Donald Reilly
New Yorker April 8th, 1950
Alan Dunn
All Right, Then. It Is I!
Chon Day
We have unleashed your childs potential
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Or Was It Two Black Holes Colliding
David Sipress
Use your inside scream
Peter Kuper
A Father Behind A Desk Addresses His Grown Up Son
Joe Dator
She's Utterly Lacking In Group Integration
Robert J. Day
Next On The Agenda
Roz Chast
New Yorker March 25th, 1944
Perry Barlow
You Must Thank Uncle William
Garrett Price
Don't Be So Sensitive
John Reehill
The Writing Public
Dear Miss Snell: - I Am Sure
Gluyas Williams
I Can't Get Over How You've Settled Down
Richard Decker
I'm So Pleased. He's Absolutely Given Up Biting
Helen E. Hokinson
Now, Remember,act Cute
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Scientists Discover The Gene For Heterosexuality
Roz Chast
Well, At Least We Can Say He's Not A Media
James Stevenson
It Wasn't Her Sneeze! It Was Your 'gesundheit'!
Robert J. Day
New Yorker April 6th, 1963
Frank Modell
Rarely, If Ever, Has Any Contender In The Masters
James Stevenson
I May Seem Old-fashioned
Alain
Corporal Thomas E. Harrison Writes
Helen E. Hokinson
New Yorker May 17th, 1941
Otto Soglow
Please Don't Get Up
Richard Taylor
Beg Pardon, Sir, But Have You Noticed Mr. Hopkins
Peter Arno
Uh - Do I Have To Do Anything?
Barbara Shermund
She Wants Someone Who Can Give Her An Intelligent
Helen E. Hokinson
New Yorker October 10th, 1942
Alain
Very Good. And Now Sergeant Wallace Will Acquaint
Alan Dunn
Oh, I Always Send Condolences - Providing I've
Helen E. Hokinson
Let's Just Ignore Him - Unless He Tips His Hat
Sydney Hoff
How Are You Personally?
Chon Day
New Yorker February 21st, 1942
Alain
A Simple 'yes' Or 'no' Will Be Suf?cient
George Price
New Yorker October 24th, 1942
Roberta Macdonald
Did You Notice That Reference To Me In The Paper
Perry Barlow
This Is Mr. Digby
Chon Day
I Do Hope You'll Forgive Me For Staring
Garrett Price
New Yorker March 15th, 1941
Richard Decker
He Must Be One Of Those Gentleman Jockeys
Robert J. Day
Cut In Front Of Me Once More And I'll Ram Right
Chon Day
I Turned My Ankle And This Gentleman Was Kind
Sydney Hoff
I Don't Want To Seem Too Pressing
Chon Day
No, I Have Not ?nished With It Yet!
Robert J. Day
From The Halls Of Montezoo-ooma
Perry Barlow
Couldn't We Go Inside And Sit Down?
Chon Day
Who Do I Complain To About You?
Chon Day
We Want To Send A Hostess Present To A Dachshund
Helen E. Hokinson
Yes, The Bridal Shop - And Never Mind Shooting
George Price
New Yorker August 8th, 1942
Carl Rose
Clip your nails on the subway like everyone else
Carolita Johnson
Here They Come - Act Infantile
Michael Maslin
We Think It's Important To Meet The Parents
William Haefeli
I Was Getting To Understand
Helen E Hokinson
I Think We'll Pass Up The Chateau
James Stevenson
I Don't Feel Marie Is The Right Sort
James Stevenson
Pardon Me, Miss Plunkett
Garrett Price
New Yorker January 24th, 1942
Carl Rose
Sometimes We're Awfully Hard To Please
Helen E. Hokinson