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Resting My Eyes
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I Had That Dream Again
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Of All The Markets
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Keep Your Little Pistol
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Only Until Spring
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He Continues to Taunt Me
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Something You Should Bear In Mind
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Future Salmon
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No Bag
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...and Somebody's Been Listening To My Berlioz!
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What You're Doing Is Art
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