I ate all that salad for nothing
Lila Ash
He'd Never Eaten a Rothko Before
Glen Baxter
The Last Barber I Ate
Drew Panckeri
While You Were Preheating the Oven
Roland High
A Student With A Backpack Is Seen Speaking
Lee Lorenz
My Doll Ate My Homework
Bernard Schoenbaum
Last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers
Emily Flake
I Can't Believe I Ate All That Kale For Nothing
Roz Chast
It Was A Good Rotting Carcass
Tom Cheney
Internalizing Criticism
David Borchart
The Interminable Nightmare
Adam Douglas Thompson
One Full Hour
David Sipress
And All This Time I Didn't Think You'd Understand
Michael Maslin
New Yorker April 5th, 1941
Robert J. Day
New Yorker October 22nd, 1984
James Stevenson
The Dog Ate My Magnetic Insoles
George Booth
They Ate in the Hamptons
Ed Himelblau
It's The Waiter At The Restaurant Where We Ate
Dean Vietor
The Dog Ate My Homework
Arnie Levin
I Ate Some Yogurt Once. It Was Very Good
Robert Weber
Damn It, Who Ate All The Chevre?
Robert Weber
My Client Looks Like The Cat That Ate The Canary
Michael Maslin
What Do We Do With All The Guys Who Ate Meat
Edward Frascino
I Believe I'll Skip The Appetizer. I Ate
Arnie Levin
A Young Boy Speaks To His Teacher In A Classroom
Tom Cheney
We'll Have To Pick This Up Later. My Plane
David Borchart
Wish We'd Seen That
Pia Guerra
We Had The Usual Exchange Of Gifts - She Gave
Lee Lorenz
A Man And A Woman Sit On Beds Against A Wall
Zachary Kanin
A Mother Is Seen Speaking With Her Son Who
Pat Byrnes
A Woman Swimming In The Ocean Is Trapped
Nick Downes
I May Be Awake For A While. I Just Dreamed That
Jack Ziegler
A Man Opens The Door Of An Office
Jack Ziegler