Bad Mom Cards Collect The Whole Set
Roz Chast
Being cute is great but
Pia Guerra
Let's Sniff Around A Little
Mary Lawton
And then they literally have a parade
Trevor Spaulding
Isn't It True Mr, Robertson
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
A room filled with people who are wrong
Frank Cotham
Suddenly It Was 3 P.M.
Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell
When You Get Hungry
Navied Mahdavian
Painstakin' Peas
Roz Chast
New Yorker February 22nd, 1993
George Booth
And Then Joel Didn't Come In Today
Joe Dator
Then What Happened
David Sipress
On The Seventh Day
Joe Dator
You ever pick up a rock and then forget why
Seth Fleishman
He's Very Busy. One 'good King Wenceslas
Robert Weber
Eating Off The Ground
Harry Bliss and Steve Martin
I Hope I am Getting the Accent Right
Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
Man Pestering A Woman Who Is Sitting Next
Joe Dator
The Shrimp Newburg
Warren Miller
Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter
Joe Dator
We Come In Peace
Jason Adam Katzenstein
All The King's Horses
Mort Gerberg
Let me Finish This Drink
Caitlin Cass
New Yorker November 11th, 1996
Bernard Schoenbaum
Just Call Now And Then
Liana Finck
Suddenly It Was Dark
Gabrielle Drolet
Colder Winter Reappears
Sarah Kempa
I Have Superpowers
Pat Byrnes
The Same Leaf
Peter C Vey
It Gets Dark Outside
Sarah Kempa
The Princess Gave Up Her Throne
Liz Montague
Yourself in Five Years
Karl Stevens
Will We Ever Be Taken Seriously?
Eilsabeth McNair
When we Cook Together
Jeremy Nguyen
I Want To Do What You Want To Do
David Sipress
With Electricity From Our Windmill Powered Generator
Warren Miller
If you catch a small one
Darrin Bell
Someday You'll Understand
David Sipress
And Cleaned For Hours
Bruce Eric Kaplan
The Reading Public
. . . And Now The Prince
Gluyas Williams
Lower expectations
Barbara Smaller
Just Let Me Check
Amy Kurzweil
Step Out of the Vehicle
Jason Adam Katzenstein
A Politician Speaks At A Podium In Front Of An
Joe Dator
Friendly Offer Or Hostile Bid?
'what Do You Say
Roz Chast
Three Hours to Wonder
Benjamin Schwartz
If you dont get on that plane
Emily Flake and Rob Kutner
Then We're Agreed - It's A Great Day For A Ball
Lee Lorenz
Distract him with my medical history
Frank Cotham
He Finally Agreed To Take Me Dancing
Zachary Kanin
My Number One Issue
Sofia Warren
New Yorker August 29th, 1988
Roz Chast
A Lot of Anxiety
Pat Achilles
Inventing agriculture
Peter C Vey
This Big Thing of Martinis
JB Handelsman
What Would the President Do
David Sipress
Eggs On The Ground
JB Handelsman
Brought To You By Tender Leaf Tea
JB Handelsman
Wired From Paris
Alan Dunn
I Find It Relaxes Me
Zachary Kanin
Mr. Calkins Takes You On
Helen E Hokinson
Office Meeting
Elisabeth McNair
Until Inauguration Day
Anne Fizzard
Pretending To Take A Phone Call
Tom Toro
I Was All Set to Stir
Mary Lawton
At Least Nine Endangered Species
Edward Koren
Other Horrible Ideas
Lars Kenseth
Address the Media
Drew Dernavich
First He Invents The Wheel
Liana Finck
I Want You To Get Mad
Paul Noth