Make That A Double
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Barbara Smaller
He's Long Gone
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Well If I Can't Be A Cowboy I'll Be A Lawyer
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This Judge Is Known As Tough But Fair
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It's National Poetry Month
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New Yorker August 21st, 2000
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New Yorker August 21st 2000
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May I Buy
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The Country Grandpa Came From Was A Stinking
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Michael Crawford
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Tom Cheney
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Roz Chast
New Yorker July 10th, 2000
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I Am Going To Soho. My Doshas Are All
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'george Gershwin
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This Is A Little Embarrassing To Admit
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I Was Reading Somewhere That People Are Stupid
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Really, I'm Fine. It Was Just A Fleeting Sense
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Forty Minutes At Three Hundred And Fifty Degrees
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Meritocracy Worked For My Grandfather
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Let The Healing Begin!
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We Tried Six Speakers
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The Cradle Of Convenience
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When We Agreed That You Would Move
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Mind If I Turn My Hearing Aid Down?
Frank Cotham
Sure I Can't Pop That In A Bag
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It's Oscar Time - There's That Special Tingle
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Could We Be Getting A Little Too Museum-quality?
William Hamilton
It Seems To Me That Ordination Of Women
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Yes, Sir, Fat Free - Straight From The Gym
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Deconstructing Lunch
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Getting U.s.d.a. Approval Means A Lot
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Why Is It We Never Focus On The Things That Unite
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So We Finally Reach The Summit Of Everest
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I Medicate First And Ask Questions Later
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'realtor From The Black Lagoon'
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My Doctor Says You Should Be Drawing More Fruits
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If I Won Forty-seven Million Dollars
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Not At All. We're Just Breeding Contempt
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User Name And Password?
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Crazy Bastard Thinks He's Napoleon
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Tom Hachtman
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