Not Guilty, Because Puppies Do These Things
Charles Barsotti
A Lawyer In Court Addresses The Jury
Paul Noth
As Unbelievable As It May Seem To You Today
Charles Barsotti
If A Weakness For Anything Caramel-coated
Michael Maslin
Isn't It True Mr, Robertson
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
I Needed An Infusion Of Cash
James Stevenson
Dont judge my client
Peter C Vey
New Yorker September 14th, 1998
John O'Brien
Not Guilty. If They Hadn't Read Safire Yet
Charles Barsotti
I Took Aim, Pulled The Trigger, And Then
Frank Cotham
And You Wonder Why People Hate Activist Judges?
Charles Barsotti
A Crime of Passion
Charlie Hankin
Not Guilty, Your Honor, And Thank You For Asking
Frank Cotham
Your Honor, Please Ask The Defendant To Stop
Al Ross
I Find The Defendant Guilty Of Stealing That Shy
Robert Weber
A Judge Stares Down At A Defendant In A Courtroom
Charles Barsotti
Your Honor, The Jury Finds The Defendant Weakly
Tom Cheney
Unfortunately
Frank Cotham
For Having Made
Robert Weber
You've Been Charged With Driving
William Haefeli
I Ask You, Gentlemen
Leonard Dove
Now Just Proceed From The Point Where Deceased
Carl Rose
The Witness Will Please Con?ne Himself
George Price
Don't Be So Defeatist!
Mike Twohy
The Contribution My Client Has Already Made
Mike Twohy
O.k., O.k., House Arrest
Charles Barsotti
Surely Not Guilty. Next Case
Charles Barsotti
If My Client Had To Confess To One Personal Flaw
Robert Weber
Since You Have Already Been Convicted
Mischa Richter
Please Accept The Apologies Of This Court
Jack Ziegler
I'm Not Going To Make Excuses
Mike Twohy
Your Honor, My Client Now Realizes That
Robert Weber
A Clear Case Of Mistaken Identity
Garrett Price
Will The Witness Please Refrain From Shagging
Michael Shaw
Guilty Of Flaunting It Without Having It. Sixty
Lee Lorenz
We Find The Defendant Guilty On All Charges
Mike Twohy
We Find The Guilty Defendant Not Guilty
Frank Modell
We ?nd The Defendant Innocent But Extremely
Frank Modell
We Find The Defendant Guilty As Charged
Chon Day
Your Honor, We Find The Defendant Not Guilty
Henry Martin
We Find The Defendant Not Guilty But Not All That
Frank Modell
We, The Jury, Find The Defendant Guilty
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Your Honor, The Jury Finds The Defendant Guilty
Stan Hunt
We Find The Defendant Very Telegenic
Mischa Richter
Your Honor, The Jury Finds The Defendant, Willis
Henry Martin
We Find The Defendant Innocent But Very Neurotic
Chon Day
We Find That All
Michael Maslin
A Lawyer Goes Through His Exhibit Conveying
William Haefeli
And Lastly, Your Honor, I Would Like To Present
Jack Ziegler
In A Concerted Effort To Get Home
Henry Martin
Refresh Your Memory
Sam Cobean
Our Beloved Tech Turtleneck
Evan Lian
The Court's Opinion
JB Handelsman
We Find the Defendant
Julia Suits