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I Can't Decide
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Liana Finck
Birthday Dinner
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Sticking It Out Through The Season
Brooke Bourgeois
Opting For Chinese Food For Lunch
Mort Gerberg
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Where To Eat
Navied Mahdavian
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A Politician Makes A Speech
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Jack Ziegler
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James Stevenson
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Roz Chast
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Dana Fradon
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David Sipress
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Leonard Dove
No, No, That Won't Be Necessary - They're Doing
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You Take All The Time You Need
Eric Teitelbaum
Were You Referred To Us By Your Doctor Or
Harry Bliss
Another Fuse! You'll Have To Make A Choice -
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Ludwig Bemelmans
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I Ask You, Gentlemen
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Unpublished Salinger
Emily Flake
Let's Go To That New Place Where They Club
Peter Mueller
All In Favor?
Christopher Weyant
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Well, Now That We Know What Letterman's Doing
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Gentlemen, After Much Soul-searching I've Decided
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We Decided To Just Stay Preppy
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It's Been Unanimously Decided That We Don't Like
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Sorry, Akhet, But We've Decided To Stick
Frank Modell
William, I've Decided To Give You Your Freedom
Carl Rose
We Thought About A Restaurant And Decided
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I've Decided To Stand By Another Man For A While
J.P. Rini
We Still Can't Decide Whether She's More
Edward Koren
The Next Time He Suddenly Decides To Send A Peace
James Stevenson
We Decided Not To Change The Menus
Alain
We've Decided That It Will Be Better
Drew Dernavich
We've Decided To Cut Back And Have Christmas
Barbara Smaller
I'm Having Trouble Deciding Whether He's
Donald Reilly
Helen, I Have Decided To Seek A Change Of Venue
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I've Decided To Feed The Dog Soybeans
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I Decided To Spend The Money And Have My Legs
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Your Father And I Have Decided To Give Half
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