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We Want Organic
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You're The Chef? Well
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That Metallic Grinding Means Her Throwout
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Have You A Loved One In The Service?
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I Don't Make The Rules
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Sing Just One Smith Song
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What's The Matter With This Place? Don't
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I Always Have The Feeling These Days That
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Maybe He'd Prefer Something With An Idea To It
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You The Folks Who Ordered These Fool Things?
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Let Me See If I Have It Correctly
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Yes, Sir, It's Hard To Believe That Six Months
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Two Demitasses
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No, But You're Getting Warmer
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No, Ma'am, They Don't Come In 'tween-teen Sizes
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Aren't These Too Sheer For A Colonial Dame?
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It's Just That I Happen To Have A Hell
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I'm Sorry, But Chef Scott Feels He's Moved
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How's Everything?
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Was It You, Honey, Ordered The Tasting Menu?
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Your Squash Medley Will Be Right
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We Do Our Best To Give People The Most Courteous
George Booth
Is There Anyone Here Who Specializes In Stress
Edward Koren
There'll Be A Slight Delay. The Chef's
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Two Cagneys And A Side Of Garbo To Go. Hold
Jack Ziegler
You Look Like You Could Use Another Scoop Of Mint
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It's Nothing
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The Lady In 912
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Pardon Me, Sir, But I'm Afraid We Must Ask
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Will You Please Stop Agreeing With Everything
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If It Were My Car
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Phone Awkward
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