Tomorrow's Problem
Eugenia Viti
And Cleaned For Hours
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Painstakin' Peas
Roz Chast
Now, In This One, The Straight Whiskeys Are ?ve
Claude Smith
To Save Money and Waste Time
Avi Steinberg
Anybody in Larchmont
Helen E Hokinson
Internalizing Criticism
David Borchart
Now, This Model Not Only Plays ?fty Records But
Richard Taylor
If You Don't Mind My Saying
Helen E Hokinson
A Little Party For Joanne
Joe Dator
Trump To Kim I Can't Quit You
Barry Blitt
I Can Watch Whatever I Want
Barbara Smaller
. . . And Sometimes You'll ?nd This Scarf
Helen E. Hokinson
Doesn't It Seem To Give Me A Double Chin?
Helen E. Hokinson
At Such A Price
John Ruge
I'm Sure You'll Like Its Smooth
Richard Decker
My God, Joe! Now They Want To Buy It All Back
Richard Decker
New Yorker December 16th, 1944
Sam Cobean
New Yorker April 1st, 1944
Otto Soglow
And Next, Gentlemen, We Have Been Asked To Pass
Alain
I Tell You What You Could Do. You Could Load
Helen E. Hokinson
I'd Like My Husband To See It ?rst
George Price
Maybe He Knows Something
Perry Barlow
The Writing Public
Gentleman: -
Gluyas Williams
We're Looking For Something That's Also Edible
Chon Day
New Yorker September 30th, 1944
George Price
New Yorker July 29th, 1944
Garth Williams
My, How Very Convenient!
George Price
Stop 'madaming' Me!
Barbara Shermund
It's For Cigarettes But It Also Plays
Garrett Price
But Remember
Helen E. Hokinson
You Mean I Don't Get Anything Back On The Bottles?
Helen E. Hokinson
Macy-macy-macy Saves
Mischa Richter
No, We Haven't, Mrs. Walton, But How
George Price
The Way I Do Is ?rst Size Up The Customer
Perry Barlow
Do You Know How A Maple Tree Looks When It Begins
Helen E. Hokinson
Your Stomach is Growling
David Borchart
New Yorker May 11th, 2009
Kim Warp
Something I Can Wear With A Hat
Alan Dunn
A Fortified Nuit D'amour
Alan Dunn
Recession, Depression, Or Panic
Barbara Shermund
Now I Don't Want You To Start Shaking Your Head
Perry Barlow
Oh, Look! They're Playing Store
Alain
Look! I Got Another Idea. Right Here We Say
Perry Barlow
I Grant You There's A Lot Of Work To Be Done
Perry Barlow
Well, I Wouldn't Object To A Digni?ed Bird
Helen E. Hokinson
No Open Toes. I Have A Puppy
Barbara Shermund
An Intelligent Answer
Helen E Hokinson
I'm Looking For Something To Wear On A Jury
Helen E. Hokinson
I Want To Look At Toys
Barbara Shermund
Now, Just Give Me A Chance To Explain
Alan Dunn
They're Army Rejects
Carl Rose
This Is Our Senior-executives' Model. Note
Alain
What's The Matter With This Place? Don't
Richard Taylor
I'm Looking For Something In Which To Put A Lock
Helen E. Hokinson
You Don't Think It Makes Me Look Too Interesting?
Helen E Hokinson
New Yorker October 28th, 1944
Chon Day
You Mean To Say That Paris Is Already Telling
Gardner Rea
Now, Isn't That Silly? I Haven't A Shoe Stamp
Chon Day
Quick, Somebody Get Him A Pen - Anybody!
Chon Day
A Simple 'yes' Or 'no' Will Be Suf?cient
George Price
Am I Still In 'under Five Dollars'?
Helen E. Hokinson
One Nice Thing About Schrafft's
Helen E. Hokinson
Charge It And Deliver It To Longitude 73? 31' 45
Alan Dunn
I'll Be So Glad When I Can Talk Up To Mr. Carmody
Helen E. Hokinson
New Yorker December 11th, 1948
Saul Steinberg
Did Anyone Ever Tell
Peter Arno
I Wouldn't Dream Of Going In. I'm Not Dressed
Helen E. Hokinson
Surfboards?
Richard Taylor