Cilantro ruins everything
Benjamin Schwartz
New Yorker February 12th, 1996
Edward Sorel
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Dana Fradon
Two Concert Pianists Play Side-by-side
Jack Ziegler
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John Klossner
People Run On Pairs Of Dogs
Erik Hilgerdt
A Man Walks Into His Kitchen
Peter C. Vey
A Husband Is Caught By His Wife
John Klossner
A Man And A Woman Lie In Bed Together. The Man
Harry Bliss
New Yorker June 6 1936
Constantin Alajalov
New Yorker May 8th, 1937
Alan Dunn
Stop Acting So Innocent
George Price
A Turkey With Its Head Against A Tree Stump
Zachary Kanin
And make it look believable
Drew Panckeri
You Googled the answer to 16 Across
David Sipress
My Grandmother's Amish Star Quilt
Julia Suits
A Man Is Crawling Out Of A Saloon
Zachary Kanin
A Fish Walks In On Another Fish In Bed
Shannon Wheeler
A Man Is Seen With A Smoking Gun Standing
Frank Cotham
Honey, It's The Ob-gyn. Do We Want To Know If
Joe Dator
Would It Be Cheating If I Told You Where The Ball
Helen E. Hokinson
A Cheater Never Wins
Christopher Weyant
They Had Her Psychoanalyzed
Mary Petty
Whose Hair Did I Just Find?
Justin Sheen
Friends I Can Have
Barbara Smaller
We Lost Her After That
William Steig
If My Wife Still Loved Me
Carolita Johnson
New Yorker May 2nd, 1942
Roberta Macdonald
Two Women Converse At A Cocktail Party
Michael Crawford
Mrs. Potato Head Casts A Dirty Look
Benjamin Schwartz
As The Dryer Spins. One Sock Confronts
Roz Chast
A Young William Shakespeare Is Questioned
Paul Noth
It's Uh Cupping
Benjamin Schwartz
Seize The Moral High Ground And Refuse To Mention
David Sipress
Who's Left To Look Up To If Godzilla's A Drug
Mike Twohy
How can I ever trust one of your ETAs again
Paul Noth
A Man Stands In Front Of A Woman's Tombstone
Harry Bliss
Two Women In Exercise Gear Talk By A Water
Barbara Smaller
. . . L.s.u. 7
Perry Barlow
The Muse For A Plagiarist
Dana Fradon
Let's Change Hods
Robert J Day
But, Dear, It Was The Only Way I Could Make
Richard Decker
Helen, I Really Wish You Would Respect
Christopher Weyant
He Has A Good Backhand
Alain
It's Over A Woman
George Price
New Yorker September 27th, 1941
Carl Rose
Don't You Think It's Wonderful How John's Other
Helen E. Hokinson
I'll Be Rather Late Tonight
Peter Arno
I Never Give My Roses Stimulants
Helen E. Hokinson
New Yorker January 23rd, 1926
John Held Jr
Shift The Out?eld To The Left
Joseph Mirachi
But You're Mistaken
Peter Arno
The Candidate Votes
Alfred Frueh
From What You Say
Richard Decker
What Are You Doing Tonight?
Ned Hilton
You Cad! You're Not ?t To Touch The Hem
Peter Arno
New Yorker July 4th, 1942
Alfred Frueh
New Yorker June 5th, 1943
Gardner Rea
Good Lord, Hawkins! You Might At Least Have Said
Peter Arno
It's Been Delightful Having
Peter Arno
New Yorker November 14th, 1942
Carl Rose
The sex is horrible
Amy Hwang
Al Certainly Leans Over Backward To Be True
Robert J. Day
New Yorker July 26th, 1941
Richard Taylor
Now, Mr. Gerber, When I Tell You Something
Sydney Hoff
A Husband Speaks On The Phone
Jack Ziegler
A Man Tells A Scary Story To Campers
Zachary Kanin