No, No, That's Not A Sin, Either. My Goodness
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I Want My Ashes Scattered Over Bergdorf's
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Invited To A Cookout
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His Last Words Were 'let's Go
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The Shadow Fingers of Death
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Read Me The Part Again
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Hi! I'm The Bluebird Of Death
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I Don't Have Time To Talk About This Now. Can't
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New Yorker March 17th, 1997
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What Will It Take To Put One Of You Two
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True, I Can't Take It With Me, But I Can Take
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Welcome To Lovers' Leap
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New Yorker March 2nd, 1992
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Happy Fortieth. I'll Take The Muscle Tone
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Somehow It Never Occurred To Me That If I Lived
Edward Sorel
That's What They All Say
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Walmart Black Friday
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Looks like somebody had a productive Black Friday
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New Yorker July 6th, 1998
Arnie Levin
Priest Speaks to Gathered Mourners at A Funeral
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His Only Request Was That He Be Buried
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Less Cholesterol Regular Checkups
Lee Lorenz
That Being Your Mother's Wish
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Well, So Much For Happy Hour
Bill Woodman
I'm Afraid There Wasn't Anything
Tom Cheney
New Yorker September 7th, 1998
Lee Lorenz
You'll Be Happy To Know That Race Played No Part
Dana Fradon
Comes The Revolution Fairy Tales
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New Yorker April 24th, 2000
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He's A Very Controlling Person
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Eddie Was A Simple Man
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There's Someone I'd Like You To Meet
Tom Cheney
And All This Time I Didn't Think You'd Understand
Michael Maslin
It's The Closure Fairy
Lee Lorenz
This Is A Surprise - He Doesn't Want Any
Ed Fisher
Look, I'm Dying. Gotta Go
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Finished With The Living Section?
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I May Have Waffled
Warren Miller
We're Hoping For An Uptick
Edward Koren
The Top Drawer Was Used To Bury Your Uncle Bertie
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Why Would He Take Someone So Toned?
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'how We Die' - Fabulous!
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Have A Seat. Taxes Is In With Him Now
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The Forces Of Evil
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