I Was Only Dating You For the Kitch Value
Joe Dator
A Bartender Speaks To A Man Who Is Sitting
Emily Flake
Big Bucket Of Sesquipedalian Tergiversation
JB Handelsman
You Should See the Other Guy
Maddie Dai
Can't You Possibly Get That Wounded Look
Carl Rose
New Yorker March 7th, 1959
Saul Steinberg
A Big Foot Type Creature Reads A Valentine Card
Zachary Kanin
A Man And A Woman Stand On The Stoop
Tom Cheney
He's About Five Feet Six
Al Ross