The Long Wait
George Booth
Caroline Trentini
Arthur Elgort
As Time Goes By
Karl Stevens
Short of dressing up as male doctors
Paul Noth
Not Guilty, Because Puppies Do These Things
Charles Barsotti
I Have A Couple Of Other Projects I'm Excited
Mike Twohy
So, Does Anyone Else Feel That Their Needs Aren't
Tom Cheney
Claim a Human
Elisabeth McNair
Look, I'm Not Saying It's Going To Be Today. But
Jack Ziegler
The Years 1966 Through 1995 Are Blank Because
Jack Ziegler
Will You Call Me?
Charles Barsotti
What's The Next Best Medicine?
Charles Barsotti
Vogue January 15th, 1962
Bert Stern
If I Die First
George Booth
And Now, God Help Us All, Rachmaninoff's Concerto
Jack Ziegler
This One's From You Know Who
Frank Modell
Guess Who Got Into Hotchkiss!
James Stevenson
Woman Is Dressed As A Christmas Tree
Victoria Roberts
A Father's Day Gift
Ali Solomon
Well If I Can't Be A Cowboy I'll Be A Lawyer
Barbara Smaller
I'm From New Jersey But I Identify As New York #1
Christopher Weyant
There, There It Is Again - The Invisible Hand
Of
Charles Barsotti
Pains Me To Say It
Avi Steinberg
The Market Was Volatile
James Stevenson
New Yorker July 10th, 1954
Mischa Richter
Superman Gives His Card To A Woman He Is Saving
Jack Ziegler
Hey, Sisyphus, When You've Got A Minute I'd Like
Zachary Kanin
'it Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That
Bruce Eric Kaplan
All I'm Saying Is Now Is The Time To Develop
Frank Cotham
New Yorker June 10th, 1991
Donald Reilly
It's Showtime
Elisabeth McNair
Quit Worrying About Corroborating Your Sources -
David Sipress
This Patient Has A Rare Form Of Medical Insurance
Frank Cotham
A Man And A Woman Stand At A Store Display That
Barbara Smaller
Gesture of Good Faith
Hartley Lin
As Long As You're Up
Karen Sneider
As a courtesy for the inconvenience
Amy Kurzweil
As an additional torment
Edward Koren
It's Publish Or Perish
Mischa Richter
So Long, Bill. This Is My Club. You Can't Come In
Robert Weber
Fenwick, Benton & Perkins. How May I Direct
Bill Woodman
Cordell Has Switched To A More Music
Mischa Richter
Paper Or Plastic?
Tom Cheney
New Yorker October 20th, 1986
Charles Barsotti
It's So Lovely Out Here You Wonder Why
Frank Modell
I Feed The Cat Nothing But Veggies
George Booth
His Last Words Were 'let's Go
Mets.'
Al Ross
I Love The Middle Class
Charles Barsotti
New Yorker October 5th, 1968
Mischa Richter
It's National Poetry Month
David Sipress
We've Got A Class-action Suit If Ever I Saw One
Mischa Richter
It's Very Important That You Try
Michael Maslin
I Don't Know How To Draw A Merger - You'll
Tom Cheney
The Seven Ages Of Man
Henry Martin
As Christmas Loomed Ever Nearer
Glen Baxter
As We Grow Older and More Experienced
Bruce Eric Kaplan
As a Heat Wave Bears Down on Texas Ted Cruz Takes Action
Barry Blitt
Quiet As Its Kept
Kara Walker
Your Honor, I Have A Rebuttal Witness
Arnie Levin
A Special Welcome
Meredith Southard
Is It Starve A Fever And Feed A Cat? Or Feed
George Booth
One Of You Boys Go Help Mom With The Groceries
George Booth
Captionless; Drive Your Man Crazy
Roz Chast
You Have Cookie Breath Again
Lee Lorenz
Bear In Mind That We Just Bought String Bikinis
Edward Frascino
There's Lots Of Things In My Life I Absolutely
George Booth
Transformed In Her Bed Into A Gigantic Iphone
Kaamran Hafeez
As Soon As One Problem Is Solved
Frank Cotham
Are You As Dumb As A Post?
Roz Chast
Life As A Pollinator
Edward Koren