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She's Not Here. She's At Fine Stores Everywhere
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You've Reached Kara's Phone
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From nine to one
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I'd Love Some Feedback
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It's A Survey
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Tell Him To Fetch His Own Damn Slippers
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Dystopian Utopian Future
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The Answers You Seek
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Better Let Me Answer That
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Now, Before I Give My Pat Answer, Does Anyone
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Final Answers Features Three Panels Portraying
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They're Out. It's The Damn Answering Machine
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I Don't Have An Answer
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Just Try To Get One To Answer A Riddle After He's
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But, Father, Is Running Away Ever An Answer?
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A Great Crossword Puzzle Clue
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You Can't Make Us
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Look It Up Yourself
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New Yorker April 18th, 1988
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Oh, Just Hanging Out, Reading The Upanishads
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What Burns Me Up Is That The Answer Is Right Here
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An Identity Crisis Last Summer
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He Finally Agreed To Take Me Dancing
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The Person You are Trying to Reach is Available
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Question: How Many Minimalists Can Dance
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Sorry for knocking on your door
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A Man Is Seen Speaking At A Press Conference
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A Couple Entirely Without Guile
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My Thoughts and Prayers
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A Woman Approaches A Man At A Cafe And Speaks
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Attorney Client Fun Day
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If You Had To Ask
Maggie Larson
At A Candidate's Debate
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You've Got To Meet Marc. Someday He's Going
Michael Crawford
It's For You #3
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The Tightening Feeling in my Chest
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The Emotional Blackmail
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The Tres Riches Heures Of Enid Waldholtz
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You Have Reached The Home Of Henry And Maureen
George Booth
I Can't Talk Now
Charles Barsotti
You The People Been Complaining About The Heat?
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Actiongram
Bernard Schoenbaum
It's For You
Richard Taylor
New Yorker February 29th, 1988
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New Yorker August 31st, 1987
John O'Brien
No, He Isn't
George Price
Thomas Cook & Son. Alackaday!
Frank Beaven