You Are My Blue Beach Glass
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I'm Making A Scrapbook To Document The Most
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The Apostrophe
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There's No Point In Our Being Friends If
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Well, Instead Of Discussing The Book
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He Has The Rough Outline Of A Good Body But None
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We're Thinking Of Moving To Another Part
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You Can't Spend Your Political Life Hiding
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I Need You To Line Up By Attention Span
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We're Off To The Tweed Bar
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You Know, Statistically Speaking, At Least One
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Don't You Just Love That New Cat Smell?
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I Want Us To Get In On The Ground Floor
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I Was With You Right Up To The Cumin
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Sweetie, Words Have The Power To Hurt. I'll Teach
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It's Been So Long - It's Like I'm Only Gay
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I Think We Should All Be Thankful That Bill
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I Still Say We Should Get A Queen-sized Mattress
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Should I Come Out To Everyone All At Once Or One
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When You Say
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Locals Resent The Tourists
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You Should Never Engage In Unsupervised
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Sometimes I Think You Only Married
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You're On Our 'to Do' List
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Alternative Questioning Techniques
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You Have To Be Sensitive To The Fact That Other
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Didn't You See Me Dart Out In Front Of You?
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It's Gotten So Customers Won't Take My Advice
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Yes. I Heard A Scream And A Cry For Help
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I'm Not Losing My Memory. I'm Living In The Now
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I Won't Be In Tomorrow. I'm Taking A Personal
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I'm Cutting Articles Out Of The Newspaper
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If It's Not Safe To Go In The Water And It's
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I Don't Care If It Is Itty-bitty. Turn It Off!
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Which Should We Go See: The Straight Romantic
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There's An Article In Here That Explains Why
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I'm Catching Up On My Inertia
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If Heather Has Two Mommies
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You've Been Charged With Driving
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Leave Your Coats On The Bed For Collateral
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A Man Speaks To His Wife In The Midst Of New York
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Couple Taking Walk
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It Wouldn't Be Fair For Us To Get Married
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And What If I Don't Want To Be Jack Or Ennis?
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He Never Calls
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New Yorker October 10th, 2005
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New Yorker November 28th, 2005
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Are You Sure You're Not Confusing
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Who Knows The Words To The Theme Song
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Your Apple Was Definitive
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When I Was Your Age
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Are You Going To Trust Your Father's Selective
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You Can't Learn The Path To Financial
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And The Waistband Of Your Underpants: Showing Or
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I'm Not Withholding. I'm Busy
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I Wish Our Marriage Had A Restore Point
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I'm Always Suspicious Of Empty Wastebaskets
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I'm Sorry. I Was So Busy Listening To Myself
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I Try Not To Judge My Doctors By The Art Work
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I Do Not Have A Roving Eye
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I Want To Leave Myself Some Caloric Margin
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If We're Going To Be Friends With Benefits
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I Can't Afford To Lose My Phone. I've Assigned
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That's The Fifth Time This Year Your Metabolism
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You Should Go Sit Out In The Sun. Get Some
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Look, I Brought It In To Be Cleaned
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New Yorker May 19th, 2008
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I've Stopped Carrying A Briefcase. I Don't Like
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New Yorker September 14th, 2009
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New Yorker April 14th, 2008
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Not Another Movie About Straight People In Love
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I'm Happy To Answer Your Question
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