Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You?
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You Can't Plead Cute
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They Rubbed My Tummy
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The Bidding Will Start At Eleven Million Dollars
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All Dogs Go To Heaven
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Doctor To Patient Who Appears To Be A Blob
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All Hat And No Cattle But
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Business Sisyphus
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Not Guilty, Your Honor, The Menu Clearly Says
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New Yorker September 29th, 2008
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Blasphemy, Yes, But It Was Funny
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Good News - I Hear The Paradigm Is Shifting
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I think you are wonderful
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You're Why I Have The Moat
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Magritte Takes One High
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Fetch And Roll Over Weren't Enough -
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It's Just A Theory
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Not Guilty, Because Puppies Do These Things
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They Moved My Bowl
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Dog Chases After A Ball
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And What Do You Think Will Happen If You Do Get
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She Was A Sweet Old Lady Whose Kids Never Called
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New Yorker April 16th, 2007
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We Do All Those Old Tricks Electronically Now
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Come Now, Give The System A Chance
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Exhausted Businessman Hires An Exaggeratedly
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Five Dogs Sitting Around A Roundtable
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I Love It. Who Did It?
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No, No, That's Not A Sin, Either. My Goodness
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A Small Dog Sits A Short Distance Away
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Rex here has been going on and on about you
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New Yorker September 3rd, 2007
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No, It Won't Last Long, But While It Does I Aim
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And You Wonder Why People Hate Activist Judges?
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You Have Logic
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But Stay Off The Couch
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Well, That Was A Birthday Party The Kids Won't
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Theologian? You Guys Are Always Fun
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Give Me A Dollar
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New Yorker July 31st, 1978
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You're The Therapist - You Make It Go Away
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Some Of Us Are Unsung Heroes
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You'll See, This Is Going To Cause Real Trouble
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Protect Your Family
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If That's 'dancing With The Stars
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What Are You Complaining About? It's A Level
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No Question
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It's Not Difficult - You Go 'hi
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The Court Is Sorry That It Raised Its Voice
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A Cowboy Talks On A Cell Phone In A Desert
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Well, By Golly, You May Have A Creditable Defense
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My First Husband Never Brought Home Anything
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A Chicken Tells Her Baby Chick
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Yes, It's Nice, But It's Lost Twenty Per-cent
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Young People Today Need Heroes - That's Why
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Interesting
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It's All Part Of Life. In Time
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Arm Fish - Insurance Won't Cover That
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The Evil Masterminds Tried Everything
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We're Laying
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Did You Ever Start To Do Something
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And The Beauty And Wisdom Of The Western Canon -
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Fetching Faster Than A Speeding Bullet Is Still
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Happy Hour Is Beginning To Scare The Bejeezus
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My God, I Was Just Wondering What Happened To Him
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I Hope You Don't Think That You Have A Monopoly
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Science Is Baffled. I Hope You're Happy
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That Was Fun - Now You're Rehired
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I Got It This Far - Don't Stop Me Now
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What About Your Precious Opposable Thumbs Now?
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O.k., O.k., Wilkins, On Behalf Of All Alpha Males
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