New Yorker June 4th, 1979
Bernard Schoenbaum
It Was Kind Of Crazy. When I Awoke This Morning
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Read Me
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New Yorker November 2nd, 1992
Bernard Schoenbaum
I Could Be Wrong
Bernard Schoenbaum
Just When I'm Beginning To Lose Faith
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker December 2nd, 1996
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker April 9th, 1990
Bernard Schoenbaum
Lately, I've Begun To Feel That Our Fifteen
Bernard Schoenbaum
And How Would You Like Your Funny Money?
Bernard Schoenbaum
They're Two Of A Kind
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker March 7th, 1988
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker December 22nd, 1975
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker September 29th, 1986
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New Yorker March 3rd, 1986
Bernard Schoenbaum
According To Our Estimates
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I Couldn't Resist - The Second Pair Was Free
Bernard Schoenbaum
Remember, Son, These Are Your Tax-free Years
Bernard Schoenbaum
I May Not Know Much About The Constitution
Bernard Schoenbaum
Welcome Aboard. You Are Now Exempt From Federal
Bernard Schoenbaum
Don't Get Me Wrong. Legality Has Its Place
Bernard Schoenbaum
Oh, If Only It Were So Simple
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker August 12th, 1991
Bernard Schoenbaum
Of Course, You Realize That Respectability
Bernard Schoenbaum
Charging You Anything Less Would Be Improper
Bernard Schoenbaum
More Wiggle Room
Bernard Schoenbaum
Could You Kindly Pick Up The Tempo A Bit?
Bernard Schoenbaum
Now You're Probably All Asking Yourselves
Bernard Schoenbaum
Great. You've Touched All The Bases
Bernard Schoenbaum
I'd Love To Chat
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker September 15th, 1997
Bernard Schoenbaum
Mind If I Take A Moment To Check With My Sex
Bernard Schoenbaum
And Notice, Gentlemen, This Year's Model
Bernard Schoenbaum
We Laugh At The Same Things
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker January 12th, 1987
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker December 22nd, 1986
Bernard Schoenbaum
Why? You Cross The Road Because It's
Bernard Schoenbaum
Sorry, Son. Daddy Provides Food, Clothing
Bernard Schoenbaum
Another Case Of Life Imitating Art
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker November 11th, 1996
Bernard Schoenbaum
Any Plans For This Evening
Bernard Schoenbaum
O.k., You Be The Doctor, And I'll
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker December 27th, 1993
Bernard Schoenbaum
Two Gentlemen From Verona To See
Bernard Schoenbaum
No Decision. They're Still Sleeping On It
Bernard Schoenbaum
A Working Haircut. And You?
Bernard Schoenbaum
Purchase Or Lease?
Bernard Schoenbaum
My Broker Says Don't Panic
Bernard Schoenbaum
I Reside In New York
Bernard Schoenbaum
Does The Doctor Make Mouse Calls?
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker September 6th, 1999
Bernard Schoenbaum
Included Is A Set Of Scarves By Givenchy
Bernard Schoenbaum
Oh, Waiter, There's A Bullet In My Soup
Bernard Schoenbaum
I Need Some Short-term Economic Stimulus
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker July 16th, 1990
Bernard Schoenbaum
As An Orange
Bernard Schoenbaum
Something That Dazzles But Doesn't Say 'forever.'
Bernard Schoenbaum
Your Offer's A Crumpled Little Ball In The Middle
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker March 1st, 1993
Bernard Schoenbaum
What I Want Is An Address That Speaks With One
Bernard Schoenbaum
Let's See A Computer Give You A Haircut Like This
Bernard Schoenbaum
I'm One Of Those Lucky Few The Camera Loves
Bernard Schoenbaum
Listened To Your Latest Novel. Couldn't Switch
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker September 5th, 1988
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker November 3rd, 1986
Bernard Schoenbaum
Ah, Les Miserables
Bernard Schoenbaum
Regular Or High-definition?
Bernard Schoenbaum
They Thought A Wire-free Party Would Put
Bernard Schoenbaum
What Was It This Time
Bernard Schoenbaum
Have You Folks Been Menued Yet?
Bernard Schoenbaum
Didn't I Tell You I'm Not Talking Any Calls This
Bernard Schoenbaum
Captionless
A Library Book Shelf Is Divided
Bernard Schoenbaum